Bawleon

Title: What I think will happen everytime I ask "can I join" Picture: Drawing of a sheep who's been thrown at by a bunch of tomatoes

Warm ups part 1

Warm ups part 2

Warm ups part 3

Warm ups part 4

I went to art school...

I had no clue this is what people meant by "warm ups". Like, a whole routine? Each part specific and functional? Dang.

Probably would have less "forgot how to draw" days if I did these every time. I'm gonna try it.

Alkali and I team up to help…improve Krypto’s super suit. He fits it with high tech compression while I flood him with strength and size. But when he then adds his owe scientific boosters…

Comic com for @alkalignoll.bsky.social

Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.

Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.

YES PLEASE

Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

Oh no I love him too

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

If I was dating Sammy, I’d want him to ____ me 🫠

(Reminder: reskeets and likes unlock the next stage (beeg Sammy!), comments determine how much control over Sammy the god in the amulet gains (comments on growth, super horny, godhood, etc. give control to the god)

I was one of the ones who liked it

Non-zero chance I actually quit my job in the next two hours, let's see how this goes...

A very simplistic flowchart about kinks. It asks, are you doing it alone, and if not, does everyone consent? The two final outcomes, depending on the answers, are either "okay, who cares?" or simply, "jail."

I've made a handy little flowchart to help people find their way through this confusing kink discourse! It's a bit complicated, so if you have any difficulty following it, or if you have any questions and concerns, then please let me know!

In fairness, if you got to decide when it was milking time it would literally always be milking time.

Oh nooooo, definitely don't do that to little ol' me~

AM I FUCKING HINTING HARD ENOUGH ABOUT IT?

Daydreaming about this man, respectfully.

But also in a sexually depraved way.

I unironically believe he typed these tweets up while actually crying his eyes out. Bitter, resentful tears at how the world found out that he was actually just too insufferable to be allowed into the secret pedophile ring, even though he really, really wanted to be a part of it.

Old tweet from @shelfcomedy: me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

The morning so far

Truly that's the real American Dream

Sure working 60 hour weeks for over a month now kind of sucks, but as a silver lining I can afford to buy 11 different meme Joy Division shirts to just start wearing to work every day.

My biggest super bowl question is: did Pepsi air the "Kylie Jenner solves racism with Pepsi" ad again? Was that the big Pepsi super bowl ad?

Personally I'd call it a job perk

Bitch I care

Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way

The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions

💙🧡🤍🖤

That being said, is there an option to try and fatten/fill you up before hand?

YouTube video by Gojira Gojira - Mea Culpa (Ah! Ça ira!) [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

Hey, remember that time Gojira performed at the opening ceremony for the Olympics in Paris?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hTM...

Eating Eigen and immediately realizing I am not prepared for how much you're going to squirm and move around in there out of excitement.

Not to belittle this objectively good message but buying a thong that has "THE LODESTONE" printed across the bulge.

Every time Milkbone is mentioned it's a reminder that I don't have a pokemon character who only eats things and one of these days I'm going to do something about it.

oh no he's hot

I heard "Holo gets to eat the old printer since it broke"