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feels like we’re down by 40 rn

06.06.2025 01:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haliburton TNT interview in front of an emptying MSG. What a scene.

22.05.2025 03:17 — 👍 77 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

refs home addresses will be public knowledge tomorrow

12.05.2025 00:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

rightfully so

12.05.2025 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

post set chicken wings :)

07.05.2025 00:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wearing a pacers shirt in iowa city and immediately getting asked about caitlyn clark, this is awesome

04.05.2025 16:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i love my wife

04.05.2025 04:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you say “woke” in a government document you should be banned from office

02.05.2025 23:24 — 👍 35 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1

destiny has bluesky now i love my wife @destinyparkison.bsky.social

03.05.2025 04:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i love my wife

02.05.2025 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, what the fuck just happened?

30.04.2025 00:56 — 👍 81 🔁 11 💬 11 📌 0

listening to nursery rhymes in the sb van

24.04.2025 18:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am not meant to labor, i am meant to love my wife, rock and roll, go to the gym, and kiss my cats

22.04.2025 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

also on the way to where tj mcconnell and bennedict mathurin went to college

21.04.2025 18:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am in the city where pascal siakam went to college

21.04.2025 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i love my wife

20.04.2025 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

starting tour tonight in okc, gonna fart on stage a lot

18.04.2025 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i love my wife

18.04.2025 19:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just got a cd player, i literally can’t stop winning

14.04.2025 23:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i love my wife

14.04.2025 11:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your Face Needs More Punching To Fix Its Ugly Crisis

10.04.2025 13:25 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut man

10.04.2025 12:27 — 👍 19284 🔁 5430 💬 253 📌 415

there were some cool moments, but the rest of it just felt like nothing music

10.04.2025 13:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i liked maybe 30 seconds of an instrumental then the rest was just straight up coworker music lol

10.04.2025 11:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

just listened to sleep token for the first time………… i’m good

10.04.2025 11:25 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0