Gubbinal

SILLY SZN APPROACHING🤪

Now twitter keeps randomly logging me out while I’m scrolling? This shit is retarded🤬 literally unusable

Ass Turd City

This bird is such an incel lmao it’s desperately singing at 3AM and no one is fucking with him! Haha get fucked loser😂 go to sleep bitch

Jared LeToe

They keep playing like shitty country at this wedding. White people are sick bro 🤢

They did hwhat with those German trains? 🤨 In my day trains went at midnight to Georgia!

The Chronic-WHAT-cles of Narnia??

I’m the first real thug on bluesky

Kevin is still out there somewhere↩️🍆

lol twitter suxxx Elon musk can suck my little ass dick🖕

Does anyone here want a bluesky invite?

Hey bro can you skike my skeet for me? I think it’s flopping cuz I didn’t use enough skashtags

I’m usually up for creating new slurs and I like that it annoys all the retarded people. But the fact that “cis” doesn’t make any sense as a slur kinda takes the fun out of it tbh

Hate when my drugs disappear and get absorbed into the aether never to be found again

The World is so bogus

When you talk about Altman you mean AI
when I talk about Altman I mean the Long Goodbye
We are not the same🙅‍♂️

I hate drugless home addicts

I feel like someone is sending a curse at me with their mind

I like posting the most mundane shit here and getting like two likes (“skikes”?) which is approximately %10 of the site’s population

Let’s try guzzin his buzzer 🤭

Lowkey being 6’ is so hard😩

At the airport they keep calling out over the intercom looking for two guys. I like to imagine they’ve found love and are in the bathroom sucking each other.

Holy shit, the “Discover More” shit they have now at the bottom of tweets is so cringe/ugly😒 It’s always the worst most basic content too, ifunny vibes.

I’m trying to get banned on Twitter so I can be free. But I wanna do it without like doing it on purpose 🫥

Glad this place doesn’t have drafts. Fuck that, anal-retentive ass feature

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