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Couldn't connect to a server remotely so I had to go onsite which involved crossing a beach in a storm. They didn't warn me that vulnerability management might involve getting hit by waves and showing up soaked and covered in sand.
#jobperks

You might like this sign my friend made.

There was an incredible turnout across small-town USA! Many events weren’t even on our radar. Our coalition initially tracked around 3,000 events, but the number has now surged past 4,000 and counting.

Standing up virtual machines now, so I guess we know which option won.

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I have a bit of free time, I can finally relax. OR...I can dive in and start getting into malware analysis.

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I'm a former art major, turned cyber security grad. A while ago I applied for a cybersecurity role at one of my favorite animation studios. Now, one of the cybersecurity teams that I would love to join has a job posting for an animator.

"Time to lock in", I think to myself as I sit down with my laptop, ready to study. But then the notification for the VOD of Critical Role's new campaign appears and de-rails everything.

Not only does my town offer fencing lessons and mounted archery lessons, but I just learned there's a local blacksmith guild that teaches traditional and modern smithing styles! I'm going to need a second job just to be able to afford my hobbies.

CISA furlough sparks fears.

The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has furloughed most of its staff due to the government shutdown. The U.S. Air Force is investigating a breach impacting its SharePoint systems. Google has issued a warning about a large-scale…

#hackernews #news

On October 3rd...

Day 1 of shutdown and my plan to recover from the last 9 months of burnout has already been sabotaged by my realization that I now have time to catch up on all the online courses and projects I've been neglecting.

Tired: starving yourself to fit western beauty standards
Wired: getting shredded
Inspired: getting shredded to bash the fash

Since when did OSCP require renewal? I didn't realize it could expire and don't even want to think about how costly it is to maintain.

a close up of a man 's face with the words `` let 's keep a little optimism here . '' Alt: a close up of a Han Solo 's face with the words ``let 's keep a little optimism here .''

Bad news: rumors of layoffs moving forward at work
Good news: just came across a job posting for a team I'd really love to join

ICE needs to be stopped, but exposing them, and any businesses that enable/facilitate them, is a good step in the meantime.

2025 Conference Information PancakesCon 6 stream links are as follows, and ComfyCon will be cross-streamed for the 8 hours prior to the conference on Track 1: Recordings of talks are available on our YouTube, starting approxi…

Listen up people, @pancakescon.com is on right now!! Head to pancakescon.com/2025-confere... to join the fun.

#cyber #infosec #conference #pancakes

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Work: You were recommended for the AI advisory board, are you interested?
Me: No absolutely not. I hate generative AI and I think rolling this out agency wide is a terrible idea.
Work: Great, you're in.

Check in on the folks you care about. The world is on fire. Everything is sideways. And for folks who have something bolted to grab hold to it will hit differently than it will for folks whose lives already felt unbolted and unsupported.

Survival in the face of oppression is itself revolutionary.

I thought I'd hate having to wear a park ranger uniform & dodge questions from the public about animals and plants. But the look on their faces when I hit them with "I don't know anything about that, can I interest you in some MFA or network segmentation?" is always priceless.

a man with red eyes and suspenders says " i don t know who i am " Alt: Vision from the MCU exclaiming "I don't know who I am."

I never realized how much I tie my identity to my job - it's kind of sad. And now facing cuts at work, I'm trying to figure out who the hell I am when I might not be able to fall back on work as my default descriptor.

I know the role exists, but until now I've never actually seen any postings for incident response/ransomware negotiator before. Pretty wild.

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DEATHCon online/remote ticket sale round 1 will start Monday 7th of July at 00:01 UTC! www.worldtimebuddy.com?pl=1&lid=100... Last year they sold out in 24h 😳

On-site tickets will be available on 7/7 at around 10am local time for each site.

All details here: deathcon.io/tickets.html

Street art mural of Superman punching an ICE agent,

Almost forgot to post.

Brand new street art in Pilsen just dropped: 18th & Western

#Chicago

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I have not been enjoying the prospect of job hunting, but Huntress just posted a SOC analyst role and I really, REALLY want it.

There are only three political positions in America today

1) I like the fascism

2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)

3) I oppose the fascism

The rest is details

This triple degree weather is ridiculous and I'm starting to resent the sun.

Did you miss Chris Brenton’s class, Getting Started in Packet Decoding, this week? No worries! Chris will be teaching it both in-person and virtually July 21-22.

Save your seat here: www.antisyphontraining.com/event/antisy...

Good Trouble — Resistance Rangers

If you’re looking for other ways you can get involved during your park visit this year, check out our good trouble toolkit! We will be updating this with more actions throughout the summer.

www.resistancerangers.org/goodtrouble

Such complete bullshit.

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