96837025400 but you can call me [REDACTED FOR NATIONAL SECURITY]

Netanyahu as ted cruz fleeing to cancun airport.

Pulling a Ted Cruz.

Going where the air is less missile-y.

What? You've never walked to a BYO hot dog party?

You notice they don't cry "they took our jobs" when it's the immigrants getting sent to die in battlefields on their behalf.

Maybe so. Doesn't change my fuck the CCP stance.

You're right, but you have to admit that testing & patching in production is pretty on-point for America.

Not at all a dilemma for that piece of shit.
He'd mash both simultaneously and only regret that his hands were too small to also reach the diet coke button. Which, would only make him mash them even faster in anger.

Those two assholes in the photo on the left would be a security violation in any SCIF...

SCIF = Some Closet in Florida

Nice cabinet!

🤖 "No one escapes the black hole!"

How that's working out for them:

I thought I was done drinking tonight.
Then we bombed Iran.
I am not done drinking tonight.

Maybe it's an opportunity to develop a valuable harassment claim against the ai?

I don't think I ever towed anyone with a flat for lack of a spare from the mfg that wasn't a sidewall blowout.
Lack of a spare that was standard equipment? Yes. And spares that were flat, rotted or w/frayed belts? Yes.
Sealants work. Tire shops don't like some of them though and may refuse the job.

That's unfortunate.
I have a shotgun mic from røde that pairs well with a linear pcm recorder. Also have their nth100 headphones, which—despite the adjustment mechanisms self-destructing and replacing with bolts, washers & wingnuts—I still really like.
Compatability can be a PITA for sure.

Is that supposed to be a torch?
Because it looks like a trophy with trump's scalp attached.

Minneapolis man finds loaded gun in Amazon package delivered to his doorstep A Minneapolis man found what he said was an unwelcome extra in his recent Amazon order: a loaded handgun. Police are investigating where it came from and how it ended up on his doorstep.

Oh and also, boycott Amazon.

They ship loaded guns to people, abuse their workers and support the fascist regime.

Why?
Just why?
This is dumb af.

If Amazon mails you a loaded gun, is that like the universe saying "tag, you're it" as the next Luigi?

I'm glad it wasn't received by a child, or someone criminally irresponsible.

Minneapolis man finds loaded gun in Amazon package delivered to his doorstep A Minneapolis man found what he said was an unwelcome extra in his recent Amazon order: a loaded handgun. Police are investigating where it came from and how it ended up on his doorstep.

Need another reason not to buy from Amazon?

Every order is a raffle chance to be shipped a loaded gun.

Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead Callers to Washington state’s driver’s license agency who select automated service in Spanish have instead been hearing an AI voice speaking English with a strong Spanish accent.

I'm just shaking my head at how fucking dumb this whole thing is.

Quick!
Convince them to be crucified like Jesus to prove their masculinity and Christianness.
Bonus points if it's a tiktok or x trend.

I hate those fucking things.
Every time I'm in the city I'm either wading through piles of them on the corners or nearly being hit by one speeding down the sidewalk.

I can't even imagine having navigate that bullshit as a blind person.

If it weren't polluting I'd throw them off a pier.

Can we do Senate hearings this way?

No going off topic, no dancing around, no backtalk.
Just a yes/no sign.

Exactly!

They could shoot down an airliner full of people for the crime of forgetting to switch from compass navigation to INS and flying through an area with lots of criminal/espionage related airspace incursions.
That would certainly be a smidge closer.

Either way, my answer is "probably not". Maybe they should find a track to race on, or a scenic highway.

Is it a cycleway ped's are abusing or a boardwalk cyclists are abusing?

As a kid I got fucked up by a speeding MAMIL while crossing a beach boardwalk.
I stopped and looked, but it was a curvy path with tall dune grasses and he appeared suddenly. He didn't stick around after. Hated them ever since.

A clown show at least would be mildly entertaining.

Idk, but that's a good way to ensure they'll be shot out of office.