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@screamjack.bsky.social

29 | Any Pronouns | EST | ๐Ÿ”ž Doofus who sits and slams head on keyboard all day

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The nardoragon stands facing away from the camera, their head tilted to look to the left. They stand in ankle-deep water within a subtly warm-appearing train car filled with vegetation.

The nardoragon stands facing away from the camera, their head tilted to look to the left. They stand in ankle-deep water within a subtly warm-appearing train car filled with vegetation.

Impressions to leave

21.02.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A graph depicting the chance i'll send my friends porn links they'll like, it shows a graph that depicts an initial jump 'of shared interest' followed by 'the trough of woe' finishing at a total height of 'sends link 0 comment'

A graph depicting the chance i'll send my friends porn links they'll like, it shows a graph that depicts an initial jump 'of shared interest' followed by 'the trough of woe' finishing at a total height of 'sends link 0 comment'

expressing myself with graphs again

19.02.2026 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 705    ๐Ÿ” 235    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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more freakhound horny posting with a rare and first time hyper post :3

19.02.2026 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A nardoragon stands in a flooded train car with sparse flowers about. Their hand is outstretched towards the camera

A nardoragon stands in a flooded train car with sparse flowers about. Their hand is outstretched towards the camera

Journeys to take

17.02.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bluesky natively scrubs most exif metadata, which is where user and world metadata are stored, on image upload. I downloaded a few images and tossed them into exifviewer and none of them have any metadata.

VRC also doesn't add metadata by default now.

17.02.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

silence, bank balance
expensive art commission is talking

16.02.2026 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jalec basking in the sunset while mostly nude and erect~

Jalec basking in the sunset while mostly nude and erect~

This sunset is looking nice tonight, right?

Are you glad you came with now?~

15.02.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 15.02.2026 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nardo standing in front of pool tiles with their whole cock out

Nardo standing in front of pool tiles with their whole cock out

Happy Valentines day from some dumb horny nardo

14.02.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

13.02.2026 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14987    ๐Ÿ” 6155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 205    ๐Ÿ“Œ 109

Curse of horny claims another

14.02.2026 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tempting creature

14.02.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep seeing new avatar bases pop up and they seem like fun, but holy hell finding the motivation to do anything with them is hell lately.

13.02.2026 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I yearn to have someone around I can be cuddly with and spoil, but also just break headboards with

13.02.2026 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Patreon Reward for Rocky
#furryart

11.02.2026 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 258    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nokiabeast showing off their nuts

Nokiabeast showing off their nuts

Nokiabeast showing off their whole shaft

Nokiabeast showing off their whole shaft

Still not entirely a wicker, so I guess there's tolerance for being early for once.

10.02.2026 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trust me it's not as scary as it seems.

10.02.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It seems every month I'm having to toss out another subscription service. It's astounding how many companies are loading whole-ass slugs into the Foot-Shooting Shotgun.

09.02.2026 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A fem nardo poses in front of a server rack

A fem nardo poses in front of a server rack

A fem nardo poses in front of a server rack, this time nude as hell

A fem nardo poses in front of a server rack, this time nude as hell

Here's some additional nardo to enjoy

๐Ÿ“ธ @jalecad.bsky.social

08.02.2026 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a picture of a man with a beard and the words minor spelling mistake above him ALT: a picture of a man with a beard and the words minor spelling mistake above him
08.02.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WImker ๐Ÿ‘€

06.02.2026 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't hide your own cuteness.
*Both* of y'all are adorable

04.02.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's admittedly my default mental image for that perspective and a good switch up from horny-posting.

03.02.2026 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Cue the Pepe fallen over with tray of food meme*

03.02.2026 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that my M.O. seems to be taking some of the best pictures anyone has ever taken of me (that I can share here) and pinning to them some of the dumbest captions possible.

03.02.2026 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"But wait shrimp aren't usually clothed"
Yeah let me fix that

๐Ÿ“ธ @jalecad.bsky.social

03.02.2026 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She may be a little preoccupied with what's on the computer,
But she's always ready for a good filling~

๐Ÿ“ธ: @jalecad.bsky.social

02.02.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A fem nardo sits in an office chair, her feet up on the desk. Computers sit running command lines on the desk with more servers humming away in the background.

A fem nardo sits in an office chair, her feet up on the desk. Computers sit running command lines on the desk with more servers humming away in the background.

Peak shrimp posture

๐Ÿ“ธ: @jalecad.bsky.social (they take such damn good pictures)

02.02.2026 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It takes me a bit of effort to plan time for folks, but I'm always willing to say hey to folks where I can if the interest is there.

01.02.2026 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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