Knot-Me-Rocket

Wouldn't be doing my due diligence if I didn't share the listing

www.picknpull.com/cars-for-sal...

$1800 at a junkyard in Carson City and this is the only pic on their site. Do you trust the Pick n Pull Porsche?

"Yeah it's very reliable and the engine is great, it has never failed me or let me down.

Anyway, I'm selling because the engine is broken and I can't afford to fix it."

- My favorite type of car ad lmao

"Real goddamn shame to put bullshit like that in a classic" - Dwayne Johnson in Fast Five

Sorry Hobbs, I need a backup camera.

You wouldn't last a day in the volcano from which I was forged.

Mainly because that volcano became a tourist destination and now has a really high annual suicide rate.

Does that say 16" to 28" sizes? What do these look like on a suburban lol

Me in the Sims when I can't afford food so I start selling kitchen cabinets and other furniture

Joke so good it's a dick slapper

A true god would put a free 454 big block in my life >:|

I love this, no fucks given lmao

More dealerships should do this, I want to see a chevy dealer stick a C8 ZR1 on top of a sign

Chrysler's weird mingling with Mercedes was a really odd time for everyone

Uber driver's police radar started going off. She said "eh" then floored it. 5 stars.

My independence day plans were already boring I don't need you to make them worse

"we found carpet fibers, from your shoes, matching those at the job site- mud from that job site was in your cab when you reached down to get that empty soda bottle that lodged under the accelerator- you DROVE into that mailbox...'

Ah! In that case hopefully the driver isn't in too much trouble as it doesn't sound like it was done maliciously haha

Was it a couple of drunk highschoolers riding in the back of their buddy's pick-up swinging a baseball bat lol

Epic Goodwill find today

It was also used on Home Improvement for a race... lol

OCC Choppers managed to make a hot rodded Generac V Twin engine work with a harley transmission.

Which is wild for a motorcycle, however, the company it was built for claims to have the world's fastest lawn mower. Accomplished by sticking a turbine on the back of a riding mower wtf

I still, to this day, do not understand why Vegas is building a baseball stadium.

Baseball season occurs during our hottest months of the year. Nothing screams "take me out to the ball game" like sitting in 115° heat and trying to beat heat stroke with a $37 can of Modelo

Dinner for the next week because the national guard is invading us

Gorgeous, have a safe drive!