Knot-Me-Rocket

Do you have the time to listen to me

Things that make you ask "it wasn't already boneless before?"

YouTube Red: for a few bucks a month you get to see all of your favorite creators content and for $10 more we'll personally fly a YouTuber out to suck your cock

YouTube Premium: Pay us a quarter of your paycheck and maybe we will only show you ten ads instead of twenty.

All fun an games talking shit until the shit starts talking to you

open.spotify.com/track/2lk4TR...

I look forward to seeing your mug shot one day

Imagine hating me when this is literally where I post from

ohohoh the phat cojones you do huh succkk

Wanting to sort my telegram stickers but everyone in my contacts list gets concerned if I'm online for longer than 5 mins

Got lost. 10/10 experience.

Okay but why do gas stations and convenience stores have that smell inside them? I have no idea how to describe it but it's such a distinct smell that everything inside a convenience store has

My conspiracy is that Microsoft intentionally started making Windows 10 really unstable so they could force people to upgrade.

I may end up becoming a Mac user by 2030 :(

Living in a van by the river would probably fix me

I never know what to draw or I end up losing steam on an idea. Maybe I should just draw more random shit

Why the hell is seth rogan in Invincible 😭 lmfao

Every modern tech device, service, or otherwise just sucks these days. Everything is vibe coded slop that doesn't work, I'm two major inconveniences away from running into the woods and ditching society -_-

Wouldn't be doing my due diligence if I didn't share the listing

www.picknpull.com/cars-for-sal...

$1800 at a junkyard in Carson City and this is the only pic on their site. Do you trust the Pick n Pull Porsche?

"Yeah it's very reliable and the engine is great, it has never failed me or let me down.

Anyway, I'm selling because the engine is broken and I can't afford to fix it."

- My favorite type of car ad lmao

"Real goddamn shame to put bullshit like that in a classic" - Dwayne Johnson in Fast Five

Sorry Hobbs, I need a backup camera.

You wouldn't last a day in the volcano from which I was forged.

Mainly because that volcano became a tourist destination and now has a really high annual suicide rate.

Does that say 16" to 28" sizes? What do these look like on a suburban lol

Me in the Sims when I can't afford food so I start selling kitchen cabinets and other furniture

Joke so good it's a dick slapper

A true god would put a free 454 big block in my life >:|