Ryan Thomas

If a foreign asset made it to the White House with the sole mission of weakening us, and was given the incentive of looting, it would look no different. I don't how people manage to not see that. Imagine the mental hoops they have to jump through to make what's happening look like something else.

The rant that went viral on TikTol last week.

That's the best description I've heard yet.

ATTN FEDERAL EMPLOYEES and folks who know Federal employees: An email was sent out that gives you a deadline for a response but which does not mention the consequence for not responding. You have to check "X" to see the consequence for not responding promptly.
#federalemployees

This is going to ruin movies. High-level access and top security clearances used to be exciting and mysterious and hard to get. Now, if you sit in a "senior advisor's" office you'll have to watch out for boogers and stiff tissues. Fuckin' embarrassing.

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I try not to post anything political anymore. I try not to see it. But, Jesus, what are we doing? I know we don't read much these days but we still occasionally watch a documentary, right? He has the largest audience in the world right now. This was not him being tone deaf. Think I'm wrong? Wait.

And, here comes the bots and the scams. This is why we can't have nice things. Hopefully this platform will do a much better job than X. Really, it would be hard not to.

Deleted Twitter, unfollowed Neil Gaiman, feels like a pretty productive day. Cheers! 🍻

I took this video of a snowy night and, if you watch it carefully, the Grim Reaper appears in it. Pretty amazing.
#winter #death #spooky

YouTube video by Ghost Flamingo Productions One for the Road by Stephen King (Audiobook/Slideshow)

My favorite scary stories to listen to in a snowstorm 3/3
#scarystory #scarystories #snowstorm
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YouTube video by firehouselight Bedtime Scaries - Grey Matter by Stephen King

My favorite scary stories to listen to in a snowstorm 2/3
#scarystory #scarystories #snowstorm
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YouTube video by Jeff Clement "Soft White Damn" by M.J. Pack | Danny's Story Part 1 | Horror audio fiction

My favorite scary stories to listen to in a snowstorm 1/3
#scarystory #scarystories #snowstorm
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Don't say nothing, Luigi! Papa's coming!
#hedidntdoit

These #sketches are called #deny #defend and #depose 😏

FRONTIER: Frontier Airlines CEO calls out travelers trying to avoid paying for carry-on baggage: 'These are shoplifters' New York Post • 2d

Two thoughts on this: first, it’s interesting that other industries are now profiting off corporations like Walgreens successfully blaming shoplifters for their price gouging & bad practices.

Second, it’s an interesting time for a CEO to get mouthy in public.

Drawing of an adorable lamb.

#effectivewolf

An ink drawing of an anthropomorphic, working-class rhinoceros wearing a short sleeved shirt and leaning with his arms propped on a balcony wall and his fingers laced together. He is gazing at the viewer with an inscrutable or a simply neutral expression.

#sketch #rhinoceros #overboardwiththealttext

YouTube video by Wild Diary Fly Accidentally Twist His Head Of

Where is your god, now? Or, things that make me feel adrift in an uncaring void. Or, why I regret looking outside. 3/3
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Jack Smith files to drop Jan. 6 charges against Donald Trump President-elect Donald Trump faced four felony charges in connection with his efforts to overturn his 2020 presidential election loss, which culminated in the U.S. Capitol attack.

Where is your god, now? Or, things that make me feel adrift in an uncaring void. Or, why I regret looking outside. 2/3
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While taxi driver turned billionaire Liu Yiqian shocked the world by casually sipping tea from a $36 million ancient cup he purchased by swiping his Amex, crypto billionaire Justin Sun plans to top th...

Where is your god, now? Or, things that make me feel adrift in an uncaring void. Or, why I regret looking outside. 1/3
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A pen drawing of a monkey scratching its butt and looking off into the distance while leaning on a cane, by Ryan Thomas.

Watching Bluesky blow up like
#sketch #sketching #sketches

A line drawing of a two-story house on Main Street in Frostburg, Maryland, by Ryan Thomas.

#sketch #sketching #sketches

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When I drew her, the model I was using didn't look like this at all. This woman I ended up drawing I found deliciously chilling and intimidating. She gave me this idea.
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A drawing of a wolf in a business suit, sitting in a leather armchair and talking into a banana as one would talk into a corded telephone. He looks frustrated and he's saying, "I'm sorry, no. Look... this is a banana."

Yesterday's sketch has been stuck in my head for a few years. I finally exorcised it!
#sketch #sketches #sketching #sketchaday #sketchart #sketchbook #draw #drawing #art #cartoon #wolf #banana

#sketch #sketching #sketchbook #draw #drawing #art #NickOfferman #theman #themustache

Tonight's sketch