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Flying Mezerkis

@bananapantz.bsky.social

Ne'er do well, sailor. The Jim Belushi of poasters. Biding my time. Every day and in every way, I’m trying to become a better Lieutenant Junior Grade. The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time.

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Bigger than France?! Mais non. C’est impossible.

09.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[rubs belly]
Who’s a good boy?

09.03.2026 20:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Can we get some OnlyFans content?

I want to make “fetch” happen.

09.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are we assassinating KJU too? Or does he have “love letter” immunity? Or nuclear weapon immunity?

09.03.2026 20:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally, I can monetize pictures of the Branch Manager

09.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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09.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s advertisement time. On BlueSky.

09.03.2026 20:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 — 👍 6921    🔁 1599    💬 196    📌 74
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See you at the office tomorrow too.

09.03.2026 20:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok. New plan.

Same as the old plan.

Another week in St Maarten at Simpson Bay at the Marina.

I guess you are all getting as bored as I am by now.

09.03.2026 20:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Then they will get big set of airstrikes. Rinse and repeat.

They could ally with another country. Or perform terrorist-strikes and try not to get “caught”. Or wait till Trump gone.

09.03.2026 19:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is unacceptable.

09.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

So I’ve been told.

09.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks. Tough to be down a mast.

But yes. The non-personal news is jarring too.

09.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still Dutch. Going to French side tomorrow. With car.

09.03.2026 19:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Still in St Martin

09.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

This is actually an excellent point.

09.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My information consumption is now 67% middle of the day infomercials, 15% farmed fish products, 5% Elmo Says Doll I got as a 4 year old and 16% the homeless people I meet in Harvard square known Huey, Louis and Duey.

09.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just say that talking to women scares you, marc, this is taking forever

09.03.2026 18:59 — 👍 47    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Literally zero is talking to other people.

This is acting a hell of a lot about you.

09.03.2026 19:03 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I kid you not. I used the rusty emergency rigging knife on our adventure on Saturday.

09.03.2026 18:29 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wwwwwhhhheeee!!!!!

09.03.2026 18:12 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Every bit the cnuts you would think they are.

09.03.2026 13:12 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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avoiding political press.
the business press in wartime is excellent. Financial Times, Bloomberg, Wall Street Journal, Nikkei Asia etc liveblogs and reporting is extraordinary.
its when investors really need accurate information to make time-sensitive decisions that could make or break companies

09.03.2026 00:08 — 👍 30    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

It’s the pure case of showing that simply making everything “artificial intelligence” doesn’t let you run a company with no employees.

09.03.2026 12:05 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A meeting of central bankers

09.03.2026 12:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Maybe the circular AI investment bubble can just add natural gas in to the party and start having nat gas firms invest in data center equity in exchange for supply.

09.03.2026 11:59 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0