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timmer for president 2026 (tim cotter)

@timmerov.bsky.social

technomancer, pickleballer, wannabe astrophotographer, non-minor, not "good american". not gonna buy your t-shirts. not gonna subscribe to your titty shows. my donations for the oppressed/unlucky go through the establishment.

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do you remember the spinning space potato at startup?
you're welcome.

06.12.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i made art!
it was unintentional. but it counts!
the telescope was supposed to be pointed close to the celestial north pole.
but it wasn't close enough for the software to find it.
code is better now.

06.12.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump administration says Europe faces 'civilisational erasure' European politicians have begun to react, with Germany's Foreign Minister Johann Wadephul saying his country did not need "outside advice".

those are some rather big words for our president.
i suspect someone else penned that phrase.
end the stupid.

timmer for president

www.bbc.com/news/article...

05.12.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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wordtwist lifetime stats.
for anyone who gives a quinquaoctogintilliardths.

05.12.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the epstein files are the tiger's tail.
it's leverage to get what we need.
$10 billion victim fund.
separation - freedom from those who would be tyrants.

timmer for president

05.12.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why would they bury them ON the island?
it's frikken island.
dump the bodies at sea.

05.12.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

release the files, piggy.

timmer for president

05.12.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i would bet all of your savings there are videos of trump humiliating himself.
admitting he's a failure. and stupid.
begging putin to not cut off his money supply.
and doing anything to maintain the illusion of success.

05.12.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a normal person would do anything to prevent those videos from being released.
trump is not a normal person.
he's not ashamed of those videos.
he's ashamed of something else.
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05.12.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i would bet all of your savings that there are videos of trump raping boy children.

i would bet all of your savings that there are videos of trump raping children to death.
/

05.12.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE agent aims gun at construction workers on roof in latest raid Operation Catahoula Crunch kicked off in New Orleans, with disturbing videos showing federal agents targeting construction workers

in timmertopia, misuse of a firearm is a capital offense.
even it's police.
especially if it's police.

timmer for president

www.themirror.com/news/us-news...

05.12.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Detainees at β€˜Alligator Alcatraz’ facing β€˜harrowing human right violations’, new report alleges Amnesty International finds immigrants at Florida facility were shackled and left outside in metal cage for up to a day

we are not the good guys.

timmer for president

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

05.12.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You Love Him. He Just Fell for the Most Insidious Movement in America. Now What? Too many young men are turning to Nick Fuentes’ neo-Nazi movement. Their loved ones are fighting to bring them back.

vote for partition.
red states and blue states need to go their separate ways.
they'll be very happy in a red state.

timmer for president

slate.com/news-and-pol...

05.12.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

regime change.

timmer for president

05.12.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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every accusation is a confession.

timmer for president

05.12.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CvWindow leaks memory. It allocates a DefaultViewPort but never deletes it. Β· Issue #28101 Β· opencv/opencv System Information opencv 4.13 built from source with -DWITH_QT=5 on ubuntu 24.04. Detailed description header: modules/highgui/src/window_QT.hpp source: modules/highgui/src/window_QT.cpp CvWindow:...

woo woo!
i submitted a bug report to opencv.
and they figgit.

github.com/opencv/openc...

03.12.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hint:

timmer for president

03.12.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"i let them vote how they wish" - implies their vote is subject to your whims.
"they are mislead (sic) by propaganda" - projection.
"my one vote harmed them" - it did.
"liberalism really is a mental disorder" - projection.

timmer for president

03.12.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Man opens fire inside crowded metro Atlanta restaurant, customers shoot back Police and SWAT took the suspect into custody at a home about a mile away.

in timmertopia, misuse of a firearm is a capital offense.

timmer for president

www.wsbtv.com/news/local/r...

03.12.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my optics suck. need to upgrade.
christmas is coming.

03.12.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
polaris and 9 nearby stars that would be invisible if they weren't circled by software.

polaris and 9 nearby stars that would be invisible if they weren't circled by software.

progress made on the star finder.
it's finding magnitude 13 stars in the vicinity of that powerhouse that is polaris.

03.12.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

seek separation.

timmer for president

03.12.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in timmertopia, you may vote in your assigned district or any adjacent district.

timmer for president

03.12.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

/sarcasm helps. ;->

03.12.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs The wholesaler is the latest company to sue a federal agency over the president's signature economic policy.

he needs to refund the tariffs personally.
not the us.
trump.

timmer for president

www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...

02.12.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US mass killings are down in 2025, but experts say it's likely just a return to more typical levels Seventeen mass killings have occurred this year in the U.S., the lowest since 2006. Experts say this probably isn't the start of a bigger trend.

or maybe it's cause the crazies who would shoot up a school are now in ice.

timmer for president

apnews.com/article/mass...

02.12.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Out Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Out

"people who don't want me inside them get drowned."

religion is so weird.

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/out-2

01.12.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

running on that.

timmer for president

01.12.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A ridiculously jaw-dropping JWST image of a fantastically terrifying star system Apep consists of three immense and immensely powerful stars blasting out a fierce dusty wind

dang. that's pretty.
also, watch the animation.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-AG...

badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/a-ridiculo...

01.12.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ai has passed the trump test.

timmer for president

30.11.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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