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MENACE

@mrmenace231.bsky.social

On Twitter I was mostly a baseball guy. Feel free to get to know me here.

558 Followers  |  112 Following  |  185 Posts  |  Joined: 08.11.2024
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Meanwhile Nimmo is out here like “yeah, I text him a bunch of times” 😂

13.12.2024 15:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This song rules

13.12.2024 15:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is singing into a microphone and the words `` where are youu '' are written below him . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is singing into a microphone and the words `` where are youu '' are written below him .

I am once again asking for my fellow #Mets fans to show themselves so I can follow you.

#LGM

12.12.2024 14:49 — 👍 49    🔁 4    💬 22    📌 0

Queef

12.12.2024 15:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That’s kind of terrifying.

10.12.2024 00:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like a million bucks. Or should I say 765 million?

09.12.2024 04:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve been doing this in my living room for the past hour now:

09.12.2024 04:23 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

BANG BANG!

09.12.2024 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Raided the cool goodie bags my kids got from Breakfast with Santa yesterday.

I stole one of the temporary tattoos so now I have a gingerbread cookie tattooed on my ass. You could only dream of being as festive as I am.

08.12.2024 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Way ahead of you 😎

08.12.2024 02:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hi

08.12.2024 02:58 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Here and there

07.12.2024 03:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can confirm: We do

07.12.2024 03:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Real talk

07.12.2024 03:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn’t mean that

07.12.2024 03:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anytime stud 😻

07.12.2024 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck y’all

07.12.2024 02:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1
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My mother is drunk and won’t stop talking.

07.12.2024 02:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Flashback to my kid trying to tell me what planets he saw in early 2023

07.12.2024 02:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Let him COOK

07.12.2024 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FriYay

06.12.2024 17:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I froze my ass off

06.12.2024 17:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fun morning.

06.12.2024 14:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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His mind on his money and his money on his mind

03.12.2024 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My house rules

01.12.2024 12:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have this in my head now

30.11.2024 13:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beautiful day to hang Christmas lights and to freeze what’s left of my balls off.

30.11.2024 13:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hear that. I’m constantly getting yelled at because I leave lunches in the office fridge.

30.11.2024 04:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mine says Go Smoke Grass. It’s kinda the same?

30.11.2024 04:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why the fuck doesn’t the NFL just go to this OT format?

30.11.2024 04:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0