CANNISTER 🔞

Gives birth

Making this a primarily NSFW account since the porn is good on here

In the meantime have my recent art

CW: NSFW

I have no balls and I must cream

#ihnmaimsnsfw #ihnmaims #ted #am #nsfw

There is some intense discourse about trans character designs happening over on Twitter. It makes me wonder if I would have been flayed alive for Wegg's character design or not if Be Kind, My Neighbor had more eyes on it. [old art]

T....togore time??

concept art of kama-kama, a green praying mantis robot from Sonic the Hedgehog CD

concept art of a green antlion robot from Sonic the Hedgehog CD

concept art of hotaru, literally "firefly", a robotic firefly from Sonic the Hedgehog CD with a lightbulb for an abdomen

concept art of mecha-bu, a mostly blue colored robotic beetle with a circular saw on the end of its horn

Sonic CD has the most wonderful and stylish enemies of all time. I want to pick them all up and take them home

I think I took “start digging in yo butt twin“ too srsly…

photo of Queensland Ultraflat, a very flat black and white jumping spider which lives under bark. photo by Marten Stevens

please look at this spider called a "Queensland Ultraflat" (pic by Marten Stevens)

fantastical drawing of extinct nautiloids, cephalopods with external shells. A larger Orthoceras has a straight, pointed, cone-shaped shell, colored in teals, browns, and purples. several smaller Lituites nautiloids are nearby, and their shells are mostly straight with a snail-like coil at the end. they are colored in pinks and oranges

Orthoceras (big) and Lituites

A two panel meme comic. It is very pixelated. The first panel depicts a man on stage addressing a crowd. He says “Who wants Spamtenna car sex?” All members of the crowd are shown smiling, and raising their hands. In the second panel, the man instead says “Who wanna draw cars” To which, the crowd all close their eyes, or look away, frowning with their hands lowered.

This has to be relatable to someone else right it’s not just me right

Tweaking off the Raisin Bran

batts is tugging friend's collar with a bright green leash. They are facing eachother, with friend looking down at batts as she stands splayed against their cock, the tip of which pushes against batts poncho. The perspective is from the floor.

pet
#deltaruined

White plastic sign with a crude drawing of a dog peeing and a line crossing through it

I couldn't find any "no dogs on grass" signs at the store so I made my own

fantastical drawing of Cymbospondylus, an extinct marine reptile similar to a dolphin or whale. It is covered in a quilt-like pattern and colored in shades of red, pink, and yellow

fantastical drawing of Eurhinosaurus, an extinct marine reptile similar to a dolphin or whale. It is covered in a quilt-like pattern and colored in shades of blue, grey, and tan.

fantastical drawing of Ichthyosaurus, an extinct marine reptile similar to a dolphin or whale. It is covered in a quilt-like pattern and colored in shades of blue and lavender.

fantastical drawing of Shastasaurus, an extinct marine reptile similar to a dolphin or whale. It is covered in a quilt-like pattern and colored in shades of brown, red, yellow, and green.

realistic ichthyosaurs

GUH… profile update :)

“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there

KOSA along with many other online age verification bills will be discussed tomorrow in the House committee. This is the time to call and make your voice heard. I used 5calls! 5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
I have severe phone anxiety and I did it, and it took five minutes. Let's get this done with!

J9 Latex Gasmask Hood photographed obliquely showing large pointed ears and gold mirror flash lenses. The hood extends down the neck and a side intake port and center exhale port is visible.

J9 Latex Gasmask Hood photographed obliquely from the rear showing large pointed ears and the lace closure running down the back. Lace is tied in a neat bow. The hood extends down the neck and a side intake port is visible.

J9 awaits its host... could it be you?

#GasMaskMonday

🚨URGENT: Congress prepares to push forward wolf slaughter bill that would remove federal protections for gray wolves across the lower 48 states and prohibit judicial review. Decision will be voted on Dec. 15 and could move to a House vote next week.
📣Take action: https://bit.ly/4adWexU

character dynamic so crazy that i can only describe it as "the power jester just gave me a badjob"

A screenshot from the Nazi site. Geoff Keighley: Hope you're enjoying the show so far! gaming disorder pawg: You fucked her. You fucked Miss Piggy.

Cutie

New cover for Five Nights at Freddy's: Tales from the Pizzaplex Graphic Novel Collection Vol. 2, releasing on April 7, 2026!

The novel includes illustrated adaptations of “Pressure”, “Submechanophobia”, and “The Mimic” 🐻

(Via: Trade Parade | Scholastic Australia)
#fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

I had a dream

Shood specify when I say gore I mean like horror art and like drawn things not real shit

ppl walkin around here like grandma jus died!

Idk what that means but infound cool bendy gifs

Yknow I kinda hate it when the freakzone lacks whimsy it’s like someone put a dog Down on the counter … I’m outta here

What a great headline