mcchicken

can an airpods case get roaches

one day a rebellious appetite will overcome me and i'll smoke inside a macdonalds

flexing on everyone just by living

the bigger chud is always the one reading Lacan

i want
to etch my delusions
onto the walls
of her
shoe box
jail cell

dunce wilting in the corner with his wilted dunce cap. self-imposed timeout. he pisses his own pants and pisses off his loved ones.

probably me tbh lol

02.11/16:17

at nando’s peri peri listening to a first date couple fake a connection as the lady explains love island.

who’s the bigger chud? the solo rainbow-bowl enjoyer or the desperate valentines conformists?

There’s something kind of thrilling about sleep deprivation making me more anxious than usual

life hack:

when im pooing in a public toilet i like to lay what i call a “landing strip”

it is a piece of toilet paper strategically placed to where my turd might land. this is to create a net so that there is less chance of ew nasty suspicious toilet water splashing back on to my butt

Hey there, big guy. Your pants okay?

hot cheeto wit chopsticks make me feel skinny idk

everything i do is for attention

when someone pisses me off ima just tell them they’ll never get to meet my kids

rn it feels like a hand is crushing my brain but my brain isn’t like all ooey gooey wrinkly squishy flesh it feels more like a bag of paper clips

does anyone else bojina itch ? or jus me ?

i dont know when it became cool to start saying the r word again, all i know is i always had tha pazz 🪪

is it joe rogan core for me to say that i think some ppl just needa higher stress tolerance…. like, chill out babe….

does your personal jesus have one of their own?

i used milk as a chaser and did not like it

I want to be held by Him. I want to feel His embrace. I want Him to hold me. I want to lay my head and all my worries away on His chest. He loves me. He will always protect me. I will always be ok.

oh hell na means family

is this real

one sabrina’s strawberry dream refresher please and tell her to spit on it too

watching trolls band together clips bc i like those gay lil sibs from the suburbs

tired of trying to convince people to desire things for themselves

some bums be doing diddly squat with life’s lemons fr

damn i actually really like mark rufflo like i need to see all his quirky performances now

NEW RHITHIM HEAVENNNNNNNNNN

YouTube video by RGTV Pokemon Stadium 2 "Is It Here Yet?" (Nintendo 64\N64\Commercial) Full HD

like damn that’s my favorite color too 🤪🤪 youtu.be/w2k6m_AZ3VA?...