Sloshbuckler 🔒 absenceagent

i'm SUCH a fucking PERVERT

27.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

azoth laying on the ayce buffet: your national treasury 🪙💎

comm'd art by @denatureda.bsky.social 🎨

27.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 77 🔁 25 💬 1 📌 0

Once you start having those Christmas pastry cakes you just can't stop, can you? Even when you're getting too full to move..

C0Mm for @frenchyfoo.bsky.social !

27.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 249 🔁 57 💬 1 📌 1

couldn't get it out of my mind

27.02.2026 05:32 — 👍 392 🔁 74 💬 9 📌 1

Grahhh... good morning

27.02.2026 13:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

getting messed with in a fix shrine is like low key top ten situation for me…. so much potential

27.02.2026 13:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

currently feeling faggot 35 rn

27.02.2026 06:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh at this point i was just arbitrarily naming all the two letter ones i like

27.02.2026 06:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lol

27.02.2026 05:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

tf ar wg

27.02.2026 05:08 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

27.02.2026 05:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I sure love kinks that are abbreviated to two letters

27.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thinking about the dreadful combo of things I like

27.02.2026 03:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hnnfggg... i'm eggnant...

27.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

im deviled

27.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It sucks to complain about but like, I only really want to be up early for two days of the week!!! Otherwise i'd prefer to be able to stay up with my loved ones

27.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish my sleep schedule hadn't shifted so much... I find myself unable to take my midday naps anymore and i'm waking up so. so early.

27.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Alternate character sheets with the pooltoy ancestry set up and ready

unfortunately, that doesn't wear off post-battle

26.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

drawing from earlier in the year I never publicly shared, don't remember why

I think I made it when I was testing a tweaked linework brush or something

11.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 1200 🔁 293 💬 2 📌 1

important: feesh

26.02.2026 01:17 — 👍 240 🔁 56 💬 2 📌 0

You're right, I don't think I can like, predict there won't be anything outside of the usual, but who knows

25.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

burped so hard it kinda hurt, glad I hesitated to unmute my mic

25.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[NSFW] [FAT] [FLAREON] [AT FUCKING LAST] When I say I am a massive flareon simp - I mean that I simp for massive flareon. Where the hell are the cute fireboys who can ruin my day - do I need to make them myself?

25.02.2026 22:02 — 👍 404 🔁 115 💬 14 📌 0

hes a guy

25.02.2026 06:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

letting this one be freed from my drafts uhhhh

25.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 4720 🔁 1090 💬 37 📌 1

Somewhere beyond the moon..🌕

Somewhere beyond the moon...🌑

25.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 646 🔁 174 💬 11 📌 0

not that i'm discouraging it, of course. Just the ideas i've heard of don't seem like they'd lean into it at all

24.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Part 2:
Alright, first batch of food is done! I think I'll move myself over to the living room for the next delivery. The couch is way more comfortable at my current size than these little stools.

#fatfur

24.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 614 🔁 122 💬 6 📌 0

Pre-tabletop horny? is that such a thing?

24.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's something funny about how overtly horny my current team is, if only because the next wave of agents just aren't going to be, I can tell

24.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Posts by Sloshbuckler 🔒 (@absenceagent.bsky.social)