Timothy Eggert 🎭

I have to admit “Supreme Court delivers blow to President over tariffs” is a refreshing change in headline to the usual “SCOTUS Blows POTUS.”

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court.

Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business.

As well as everyone else who stepped up.

Photo of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Prince Andrew by Kirsty Wigglesworth/Associated Press (photo has been cropped) Andrew's arrest Yesterday brought the first arrest of a senior member of the royal family since 1647, when Charles I was charged with treason and eventually beheaded

Maybe we should bring back more than arrests?
(expanding photo may not help)

Fair warning re The All-American Halftime Show: scientists have shown that even WATCHING Kid Rock can give you an STD.

Jay-Den: My mouth is on fire, and I never want it to go out.

No context Starfleet Academy

Noah Wyle out here doing life long oeuvre

Congrats and good luck, Ryan Coogler!

Billy Zane in ‘The Phantom’ with a caption reading STOP GROVELING.

@sassterpiece.bsky.social returns to Twitch at 8pm CT on Tuesday January 27th for a comedy riff of ‘The Phantom’!

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. - 1984 by George Orwell

Look, I know its a logical fallacy to assume all recommendations from this administration are perilous - but emotionally speaking there's never been a better reason to become vegan. We're officially living in the Upside Down, where even the food pyramid has ben overturned.

The cultural works becoming public domain in 2026, from Betty Boop to Nancy Drew The original Betty Boop, the first four Nancy Drew books and Greta Garbo's first talkie are among the many works from 1930 that will be free to use, share and remake starting on Jan. 1.

www.npr.org/2025/12/26/n...

La Fin du Monde to 2025

My annual “end of the world” beer - good riddance 2025. May the year 2026 find more sanity, courage, and compassion.

I swear I’m the only person in America wanting sliced green olives without the pimento bits. You can almost never find them at the grocery store, and when you do they’re in tiny jars. 😖

avatar fire and ash is cockney rhyming slang for Franklin and Bash

Emma Thompson in ‘Love Actually’

Alan Rickman in ‘Die Hard’

Gentle reminder about watching Alan Rickman’s holiday oeuvre: ‘Love Actually’ is always immediately followed by ‘Die Hard’ so Emma Thompson can thematically get her revenge.

Publicity photo from Doctor Who: The Snowmen (2012)

“I’m the clever one, you’re the potato one.” - The Doctor

Publicity photo from Doctor Who: The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe (2011)

“What’s the point of them being happy now if they’re going to be sad later? The answer, of course, is that they’re going to be sad later.”

- The Doctor

And very predictably a certain gasbag can’t keep his vile mouth shut about the deaths of his critics. No reason to share the post. The devil needs no advocate.

Delores Fucking Umbridge

I know a lot of us (me included) are pissed at JKR right now, but if you want an allegory about what’s happening in education specifically and government generally in 2025, you can’t do better than HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX.

Wonderful perspective.

Intellivision is back! I was excited for the wireless controller upgrade until I remembered half the fun of playing an Intellivision was the stupid game of stretching the coiled controller cables as far as you could & letting go, destructively launching the bubble button controllers at the console.

Ho-Ho-Ho, who wouldn’t go?
Me. I’m the one who wouldn’t go up on the housetop. I don’t even like going into the attic. I don’t care if old St. Nick or Jesus Christ himself are up there. Miss me with your musical acrophobic dares.

Dear Tech Companies: until I can have a conversation with Lt Cmdr Data without boiling away humanity’s supply of fresh water, please stop suggesting I try out your A.I. tools.

Today I found out that MERRY CHRISTMAS is an anagram for MR CRREAMY SHITS and I can’t stop laughing because I am five years old.

Pirates of the Anthropocene "I assume we're going to keep the oil."

open.substack.com/pub/billmcki...

My listening age is

STOP PLAYING ICE RECRUITMENT ADS

Sassterpiece Theatre riffs Carnosaur tonight at 8pm!

Sassterpiece Theatre riffs Carnosaur tonight at 8pm!

DIANE LADD IS
CARNOSAUR IN
ROGER CORMAN’S CARNOSAUR
(I may have gotten that wrong)

Tonight (Nov 25) at 8pm US-Central www.twitch.tv/sassterpiecetheatre #comedy #mst3kesque #dinosaurs

I’m running on the assumption that this is not a fake photo of Paul McGann and Billie Piper as the Doctor

As much as I think I would enjoy Billie Piper as the 16th Doctor, part of me would also like her to turn to a companion and say “this reminds me of a time when…“ and then flashback to Paul McGann as the Doctor and let him take over for two or three seasons.

The Nth Doctor enjoys New Market Village with Pennywise.

With people being welcomed again to Derry and Texas Renaissance Festival going on, I figured now was a fun time to share this photo from 2019.

Trump at Odds with CIA Assessment on Khashoggi Killing - FactCheck.org President Donald Trump brushed aside a reporter's question to Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman about the 2018 killing of Washington Post contributing columnist Jamal Khashoggi, saying the crown ...

Trump at Odds with CIA Assessment on Khashoggi Killing www.factcheck.org/2025/11/trum...