The Far Side “March 3 Tuesday” desk calendar page, with a hunter in the woods hiding behind a tree, waiting. In a clearing, there are two outhouses with male and female deer silhouettes on the doors. The text below reads, “Hank knew this place well. He need only wait. …The deer would come, the deer would come.”
Good morning, @crashbanzai.bsky.social. 🌞💕
03.03.2026 12:31 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A closeup of a microscopic worm that shows sharp teeth coming out of the mouth
Told my kid this was a vagina…
27.05.2025 18:33 — 👍 929 🔁 161 💬 112 📌 14People who regularly get together to perform oral sex on one another are Taste Buds.
02.03.2026 17:54 — 👍 56 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 3Flavor Flav short for Flavor Flavor? More tonight at 10
23.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 226 🔁 48 💬 21 📌 2No thanks. If I wanted to hear an old man lie to me about how great of a job he’s doing, I’d go to church
24.02.2026 13:07 — 👍 346 🔁 81 💬 5 📌 1how many sacrifices are we allowed each blood moon again?
03.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 40 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0turning the shower on real hot and spinning myself around like a rotisserie chicken
03.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 75 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 1tattooing a line on my thigh every year to track how much my balls sag
03.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 90 🔁 19 💬 9 📌 0
why is everyone always trying to kill me??
- the lights
if you love something kill it. kill it now before it ever gets a chance to hurt you
03.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 37 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0cramming for this eye exam looking at every fucking thing I can
03.03.2026 00:17 — 👍 255 🔁 82 💬 9 📌 2
Norman Rockwells Freedom of Speech painting
“The will to live is stored in the balls”
01.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 582 🔁 69 💬 59 📌 5i hope i don’t look as dumb as i think everyone else looks when driving
02.03.2026 23:54 — 👍 30 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 1♥️🖤
03.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤣
03.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Exactly.
03.03.2026 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0💯♥️🖤
03.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0centrifugal force is a motherfucker
03.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
“Verify you’re a human.”
Is that something to really want to fucking aspire to?
*Status update*
03.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0If all you’ve done is survive today, you’re me and it’s time to get up and quickly do a thing or two to pretend you have been busy
02.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 78 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 1
Just a reminder that not everyone in the military is a bootlicking asshole. Many are kids with no other options and others were born into families that expect the kids to join. Don’t be an asshole and cheer on their deaths.
No deaths in this war are acceptable.
I would do anything for love…
Just kidding. Love is stupid.
I would do anything for love…
But I won’t do that (put my phone down)
I woukd do anything for love…
But I won’t do that (watch sports).
I would do anything for love…
But I won’t do that (love you)
I would do anything for love…
But I won’t do that (sex).
Did you guys see the rash with a president on it?
02.03.2026 18:51 — 👍 31 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0Disturbing if real - clammy hands
02.03.2026 23:50 — 👍 60 🔁 32 💬 1 📌 0