@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats. Blah, blah, blah: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Sometimes silence is the only language that makes sense.
19.11.2025 08:02 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I have too many words for you, none of which will make a difference.
19.11.2025 07:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*finds a dead body*
Me: IS IT CAKE?
After exhausting all other options, Iβve decided to lose my shit.
15.11.2025 03:34 β π 479 π 171 π¬ 15 π 4I didnβt burn any bridges, I just stopped crossing the ones that went nowhere.
19.11.2025 07:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you take every given opportunity to run through the sprinklers life won't seem so hard.
17.03.2025 20:23 β π 123 π 65 π¬ 5 π 0βiβm too sensitive for this worldβ *waves machete*
14.05.2025 17:44 β π 69 π 23 π¬ 1 π 1Send me a crow so I know itβs real
14.05.2025 16:51 β π 18 π 13 π¬ 1 π 0*fades into the wallpaper*
14.05.2025 17:55 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0*fondly remembering life before social media*
20.01.2025 18:55 β π 73 π 26 π¬ 0 π 0*fondly remembering life before the internet*
23.01.2025 21:53 β π 119 π 43 π¬ 2 π 2it's just a joke. i don't need to know about the reality of the joke. it's a fucking joke. Unfunny, most likely, but still just a joke.
17.02.2025 23:19 β π 13 π 12 π¬ 0 π 0(holding kleenex)
i'm here for the deep tissue massage
skittles: taste the rainbow
me: *licks an oily puddle*
My heart hopes too long after my mind knows the truth.
14.05.2025 17:13 β π 16 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0I just got Babbel so I can learn how to complain in other languages
14.05.2025 16:11 β π 160 π 58 π¬ 6 π 1Crying! At The Costco
13.05.2025 18:55 β π 831 π 159 π¬ 30 π 7We are each unique, individual, special, snowflake-like, world-destroying monsters.
14.05.2025 15:04 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Why sure, just be yourself. That usually works, right?
03.05.2025 11:37 β π 11 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0π€£ True!
14.05.2025 16:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs hydroxyzine hump day!
14.05.2025 16:24 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0God fucking damnit.
14.05.2025 16:05 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0The way he weaves dreams into reality should be studied.
09.05.2025 05:22 β π 32 π 16 π¬ 1 π 0*opens eyes* well this sucks
13.05.2025 11:25 β π 408 π 77 π¬ 10 π 5Upload the 3rd photo from your gallery no matter what it is.
14.05.2025 13:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1