𝖊𝖉𝖌𝖆𝖗 𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖓 𝖍𝖔𝖊 🥀

went in for a tubal ligation consultation and came out with an appointment to get a hysterectomy 🥹🥹

my cats are such bed hogs. how does something so small take up SO much space? 😂

I hate being gaslit about my medical health

I hate the holidays 😮‍💨

a man in a chef 's uniform wipes his nose with his hand ALT: a man in a chef 's uniform wipes his nose with his hand

“Do you want Wingstop or Panda Express?”

“Wingstop. They have wings, right?”

like girl, aren’t you tired? y’all haven’t dated in almost 7 years and you’re still obsessed with me for WHAT?

been having a partner’s ex stalk my every social media move for the last 5 years and I don’t even know how she’s still seeing my pages as I’ve had her blocked (as well as any new page she makes) but she’s still somehow managing to copy everything I do like??

🖤 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨 𝔉𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔰𝔶 🌙✨️

#Art #Dark #Fantasy #plants #Cozy #Scary

I want a drug that recreates the feeling of being a kid who falls asleep in the car and is then gently carried to bed

sometimes I think about wanting another dog, but then I go to work where I have to look after 60 dogs by myself and I’m good again 😂

getting violently high after spending the last 8 hours looking after 59 dogs and 10 cats brb

like mother like son 🥰

Life is Strange will always hold such a special place in my heart 🥹

I love my job 🥰

sleeping wrong and pinching a nerve in my neck: 0/10 👎🏻

I try SO hard to be a nice person but some of y’all really make me act like my dad

it’s like OG twitter and I’m talking into the void all over again 🥹