Sarah Digitally

it’s kinda fun to talk to strangers sometimes. they don’t know how messed up you are yet so you can gaslight them into thinking you’re funny and cool for a little while

i liked me better when i was muted

how can i distill this essence into a consumable at will potion

alright i think that about wraps it up

hey siri block all rowling posts thanks

i love chained nightmares making me scared to close my eyes

let me nerd out a bit. was farming for a good dynamax machop today and was rerolling IVs by trading and not only do we get lucky we get double hundos. thats like a 1 in 82000 chance if im not mistaken 😵‍💫

i’m in an average european geoguessr round

when the controller run out of battery

😌

catching up on lost girlhood by prancing around in genuine Hot Topic™ stockings

the vitiligo is slowly spreading and is now also appearing on my jaw. my face is gonna be perma pale soon 😮‍💨

can’t say i’m familiar with the straight concept

the mass would shift the path of planet earth i cannot

level

get the iban ready

i’ve decided that it’s time to win the lottery tonight. i will share the bounties of my winnings with believers only

they feel so nice 🥹

okay i caved and got some new hokas and they feel really nice. hopefully i can walk for longer at a time now without my feet starting to complain

nintendo gay boy. nintendo gaycube. nintendo switch, two of them even

i did it anyway

i wanna go and play more pokèmon go but the soles of my feet are so owie lol

she makes me feel purposeful

i wont lie my feet are cooked but at least i got the full living dex (phone wants to correct this to lucid sex btw) of the tyrogue family :> #pokemongo

shoutout to kim for liking all my tweets, so i don’t feel like i’m shouting into the void

that said it’s time to lock in ladies

saying «its time to lock in» is the most hype part of locking in after that its just all hard work wtf man

my cosmere jokes probably have very limited reach

who up breaking their oaths right now

they just want woke bussy probably