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So Does Mrs. Noem as Special Envoy the Security Whatever for the Western Hemisphere still get paid?

Would that make Loverdowski a Special Adviser on a Special Assignment to the Special Envoy?

And oh yeah Epstein Files

05.03.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My senator is Slotkin. I am always in a tepid low level disappointed state of frustration with her and it makes sense that Schumer would love her.

I agree that funding this spoils you like whole milk in a hot tub.

05.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So still paid and laid, right?

05.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how things are going at home with Mr. Noem?

05.03.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scoop: Trump officials broker massive U.S.-Venezuela gold deal The arrangement shows the tightening commercial bounds between Venezuela and the U.S.

All this oil and gold and cash.

Has any one single citizen who does not play golf in Palm Beach benefitted at all?

Has it gone to lower gas prices?
Groceries?
Health care?

It’s helping SOMEBODY

Just not you and me

05.03.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am very tired of my Senator Slotkin.

She is warmed over Schumer milk.

05.03.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He FLEW into the fray and then waddled off, manhood boosted.

05.03.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Noem will eat his face if he fires her.

05.03.2026 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Noem slams question about her relationship with Lewandowski as β€˜tabloid garbage’ Lewandowski currently works as a special adviser at the Department of Homeland Security.

Preventative Botox keeps that face frozen while lying.

05.03.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What we know about the U.S. service members killed in the Iran war Six soldiers are reported to have been killed in Iranian counterattacks. Four died in a drone strike against a port in Kuwait, the military said.

Dead because he β€œhad a feeling.”

05.03.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of Trump’s Earliest Authoritarian Moves Is Starting to Explode in His Face This week’s Executive Dysfunction.

Pam needs to take her fixed face back to Filler Island in Palm Beach and play golf with her billionaire pals and leave us alone.

05.03.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So yes

04.03.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

35 days.

04.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beats working, right?

Almost $5,000 a day apiece.

How’s your grocery bill this week?

How’s that premium?

Did you get to the dentist?

How’s you gas bill?

How’s it feel to win? Just ask Mike Johnson because he won the fucking lottery, didn’t he?

04.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, none of it matters to them. But to some people, that price increase can keep them from their meds or their jobs or a meal.

These guys never worry about things like that.

They have no concept of what it means to be the actual working people they claim are the backbone of America.

04.03.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

James Talarico reminds Christians how far they have drifted from Christ

Christ didn’t have rules restricting freedomsβ€”that was Paul

Christ didn’t talk about Revelationsβ€”that was John

Christ said love each other

The End

04.03.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought all those assassination attempts were done by white Christian guys. I don’t recall any reference to Iran in Butler.

04.03.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m not willing to have soldiers die so Jesus can come back because some guy had a drunken dream about Armageddon and some other guys think that all of it is real while they put money in their pockets betting on future actions they already know they’ll take during Fetish Parties at a private club

04.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

According to Hegseth, the Iranian leader tried to assassinate Daddy twice.

Did he though?

04.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Woof.

04.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear Daddykins:

Thank you so much for bombing Iran for me and my boo.

You’re the BEST.

oxox

Vanka-poo

04.03.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth calls out to Israel in his press conference, assuring them that we are executing THEIR mission against Iran.

I wonder if six Gold Star families know their loved ones were actually part of the Israeli army?

There’s one leader here, and it isn’t America.

We are in service to Ben and Jared

04.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWho’s going stop us,” is Stephen Miller’s mantra

03.03.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like it. But he can’t have shingles because then he would be a loser.

03.03.2026 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A doctor says Trump’s neck blisters arise from a β€œpreventative” cream.

Like the Iran strike is β€œpreventative” bombs.

The disease is spreading from the neck down.

#TheyThinkWeAreStupid

03.03.2026 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Some are paying with their lives

02.03.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This weekend, people died to protect 2 rich guys from justice: one for the possible rape of a child, the other for corruption.

They didn’t die for any noble reason or cause.

Imagine losing your child, husband, brother, sister, wife, mother, or father so the folks at MAL can keep playing golf

02.03.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

All that money can’t hide the face he has earned.

02.03.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why in the world is Melania Trump leading a UN security council meeting? | Arwa Mahdawi The first lady is a Trump and therefore automatically qualified to do anything her heart desires

Sometimes I just cough up a fur ball

02.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I guess Benjamin and Don are really afraid of jail so now we’re all going to die.

28.02.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0