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So yes

04.03.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

35 days.

04.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beats working, right?

Almost $5,000 a day apiece.

How’s your grocery bill this week?

How’s that premium?

Did you get to the dentist?

How’s you gas bill?

How’s it feel to win? Just ask Mike Johnson because he won the fucking lottery, didn’t he?

04.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, none of it matters to them. But to some people, that price increase can keep them from their meds or their jobs or a meal.

These guys never worry about things like that.

They have no concept of what it means to be the actual working people they claim are the backbone of America.

04.03.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

James Talarico reminds Christians how far they have drifted from Christ

Christ didn’t have rules restricting freedomsβ€”that was Paul

Christ didn’t talk about Revelationsβ€”that was John

Christ said love each other

The End

04.03.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought all those assassination attempts were done by white Christian guys. I don’t recall any reference to Iran in Butler.

04.03.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m not willing to have soldiers die so Jesus can come back because some guy had a drunken dream about Armageddon and some other guys think that all of it is real while they put money in their pockets betting on future actions they already know they’ll take during Fetish Parties at a private club

04.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

According to Hegseth, the Iranian leader tried to assassinate Daddy twice.

Did he though?

04.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Woof.

04.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear Daddykins:

Thank you so much for bombing Iran for me and my boo.

You’re the BEST.

oxox

Vanka-poo

04.03.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth calls out to Israel in his press conference, assuring them that we are executing THEIR mission against Iran.

I wonder if six Gold Star families know their loved ones were actually part of the Israeli army?

There’s one leader here, and it isn’t America.

We are in service to Ben and Jared

04.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWho’s going stop us,” is Stephen Miller’s mantra

03.03.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like it. But he can’t have shingles because then he would be a loser.

03.03.2026 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A doctor says Trump’s neck blisters arise from a β€œpreventative” cream.

Like the Iran strike is β€œpreventative” bombs.

The disease is spreading from the neck down.

#TheyThinkWeAreStupid

03.03.2026 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Some are paying with their lives

02.03.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This weekend, people died to protect 2 rich guys from justice: one for the possible rape of a child, the other for corruption.

They didn’t die for any noble reason or cause.

Imagine losing your child, husband, brother, sister, wife, mother, or father so the folks at MAL can keep playing golf

02.03.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

All that money can’t hide the face he has earned.

02.03.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why in the world is Melania Trump leading a UN security council meeting? | Arwa Mahdawi The first lady is a Trump and therefore automatically qualified to do anything her heart desires

Sometimes I just cough up a fur ball

02.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I guess Benjamin and Don are really afraid of jail so now we’re all going to die.

28.02.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love you so much😎

28.02.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Over half of Americans say health care, a weeklong vacation and a new car are unaffordable: ABC News/Washington Post/Ipsos poll About two-thirds who don’t own a home don’t think they’ll be able to afford one.

Everything is unaffordable if, since Ronald Fucking Reagan, wages only have increase by 2%

You know what has increased?

Debt and the cost of living.

Ohβ€”and billionaires’ worth.

Fuckers.

27.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Elon Musk’s Secret Web of Companies in Texas

Lying crooked lying liars who lie to lie about at her lying liars who lie.

Gift article about all the Texas lying liar’s bullshit companies.

27.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DHS Awards Big Money Contract to Lewandowski’s Campaign Pals A firm run by the top DHS adviser’s former campaign pals has been awarded a contract that was only briefly open to bids.

It pays to be Kristi’s fuck boy’s boys, boys.

26.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nixon also had a song removed from the film, 1776 because it criticized rich conservative men.

26.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ADD AN β€œN” MAGA

How about we Make AMERICANS Great?

Great Scholars
Great Inventors
Great Doctors and Nurses
Great Writers and Artists
Great Thinkers
Great Clergy
Great Teachers
Great Leaders
Great Parents
Great People

Let us stop thinking about America First
Let us put AMERICANS First.

26.02.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope the Hell they like to talk about is real.

I hope all these good Catholics and Christians in the government actually get to meet their just rewards.

I hope they get to meet everybody that dies under their watch before they’re cast into the pit.

With all my heart.

Pray for justice.

26.02.2026 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And Jesus Said:

Let us remove health care from children
Let us kill the blind and the lame
Let us punish all for the sin of one
Let us take food from their mouths
Let us take the wheelchair and the crutches
Let us bar our doors

And most importantly

Let us be white skinned and speak English.

26.02.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nurul Amin Shah Alam, Blind Rohingya refugee dumped by CBP, dies in cold "They just left him."

Are you Christians, MAGA?

You are pigs.

26.02.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans suck

26.02.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah the guy who helped his mommy pass a drug test by peeing in a cup for her is going to talk about fraud.

26.02.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0