Meriadoc

Their loss

me oh my

As always, I love your pacing and a-ha! faces, solid storytelling x)

leave it to me to spend the week partying with a bunch of porn stars and not even realize it lmao

this is always happening to me lmao

lamest part about slowing your roll in alcoholism is realizing how much of what you blamed on liquor is just your shittyass memory lmao

it's been warrrm :/

two eggs of extremely different size

girlhood is a spectrum.

Two witches kiss ♥️ they are both girls.

Witches ♥️

Photo of a former parking lot with plants growing up through the asphalt

They paved paradise,
Put up a parking lot.
Paradise said: That hurt, but let me tell you about geologic time

I was in the woods when I stumbled upon a ruined old cistern where various mice and woodland creatures were having a weekend-long solstice feast.

They welcomed me with an acorn cap full of dandelion liqueur, but I don't don't how to tell that's not enough fuckin booze for me, I'm huge you dumb shit

someone hit me with Mad God once, v rude

mountain view looking down on some clouds

hello from above the clouds

me: gotta take my wedding ring off so I can go down on my wife properly

wife: it's like putting your crocs into sport mode

the internet abhors nuance

went from hanging out with someone who made fun of Eric Whitacre to someone who sang for Eric Whitacre

whiplash hahaha

I recently had a replacement done by an ARNP following the new guidelines. The difference was night and day to the initial placement. Lido doesn't work the same for everyone so even with that it's not going to be guaranteed pain free, but it's nice to see them -trying-

"extra burnt plz"

oh hey mine's doing that right now too!

I. NEED this crop. 😭

idk that I've ever bought something faster :D

@hazelzen.bsky.social dis u?

Hello birthday twin! I'm turning 46 tomorrow. For my 40th, I partied at a club for the first time and discovered I love EDM and dancing. Not sure how applicable that is for most ppl though

my heart is content in a way it hasn't been in months

promises are fully honored, the world has woken into spring, the work is being done.

Same here! Happy birthday!!

a white moth standing in a garden with snails and wildflower. candles are lit behind him, and vestigal wings come out his chest. he wears a southeast asian style crown. Art drawn to celebrate not being sick as much.

The Garden Of Memory

ok I GUESS I'm ok with being at work today