Diaries of a porch lady and her dog

Silly sexy drawings of men. The process, not the product is the point of art. Stop posting AI slop. I promise with time you can learn to draw Henry Cavil getting railed by Pedro Pascal. And your soul will be fuller for the effort.

Things are better here.

Put it back. We have hot-takes at home

Standup. Actor. Voice Actor. Comedy seen on Cracked, in the Washington Post and Chicago Tribune. Voice heard in ads for Grubhub, Natty Light and OneWheel. Former Letterman Page. Award nominated screenwriter. Live Snakes at the Gutter in Williamsburg

official Bluesky account (check username👆) Bugs, feature requests, feedback: support@bsky.app