So much more chest hair than is apparent in the side-on pics 🔍
06.03.2026 15:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So much more chest hair than is apparent in the side-on pics 🔍
06.03.2026 15:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thinking about the twitter gay with the display name ‘Ayatollah Cum-in-me’
28.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Labour MP Ian Byrne: "The lines from the PM and Cabinet today essentially labelling the Green Party as extremist is appalling, desperate and frankly embarrassing.
"It also makes very clear that the leadership has zero understanding of where it has been going wrong."
I had a bag of Squashies earlier
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Klæbo into second on the all time gold medal ranking
18.02.2026 11:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Imagine showing this headline to Thora Hird
16.02.2026 12:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bob Dole doesn’t need this
10.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My money’s on the first thing
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The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
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I enjoyed the tonal clash between this text and photo, in some historical drivel presented to me by the Facebook algorithm
19.01.2026 10:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Those yellow briefs were barely containing it
12.01.2026 18:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It was a fucking chore to watch the latest episode of The Traitors in rural New Zealand, but we managed it…and it was worth it.
Fiona is both amazing and unhinged. I think Rachel will have the upper hand but there’s a risk of people realising it’s traitor vs traitor.
Personal news: today my Party Rings were unholey
17.12.2025 18:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yep, the Wikipedia picture for that name could be oil painting, daguerreotype or iPhone photo
17.12.2025 16:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just realised I’m wearing sunglasses in every photo
15.12.2025 20:56 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
(Steve from Corrie guessed 8,000. Because Debbie had written 3 billion in numerals, that answer was used for their team average. They lost the round.)
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Steve from Corrie reacting to Debbie McGee guessing that 3 trillion miles of wrapping paper are used annually in the UK
08.12.2025 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Look, I wanted to get to Greggs before the rush, so I published the document early. I didn’t think anyone would notice. You can stop going on about it now.
26.11.2025 12:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An electronic road sign in the beautiful town of Widnes is currently displaying:
IS YOUR C READY
FOR WINTER
Such a strange way to promote a public appeal. Lead with positivity about your project, not sourness about something that happened nine years ago!
22.11.2025 08:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(This year’s is on the right)
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This year’s desk Christmas tree vs last year’s desk Christmas tree
20.11.2025 11:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0With this sloppiness, I’m concerned that one of their services is transporting hazardous material
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I nearly crashed into this van because I was so fascinated by the errors on the map
13.11.2025 19:36 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1They could be expressing a lack of confidence in his acting ability!
10.11.2025 07:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If the traitors win the money should go to Prince Andrew
22.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think you should do it
19.10.2025 18:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The thing that gets me is he hasn’t had any title or honour removed, he’s just said he’s not going to use them!
18.10.2025 10:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s jarring to read Ming Campbell has died aged 84.
When Lib Dem leader, was only a couple of years older than Starmer is now – yet the press talked about his age as if he was Methuselah.