derek

now theres some red ones

wake me up when i can see that areola borealis

im convinced jim cameron just keeps making the same movie with slightly better graphics each time. hes the movie version of ubisoft

Homeland Security @DH..•20h DHS LAW ENFORCEMENT DOES NOT PEPPER SPRAY CHILDREN.

for some reason, i don’t believe them

Fort St. JOHN'S BC Canada tonight

ngl, list was pretty chalk until DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR? hit

thats peepaw on the way to the co-op

Another banger for the Michael Shannon file: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...

groks gonna ask chatgpt how

boy that really looks like golden axe the dull

(in the styling of "can't stop" by red hot chili peppers)
CAN'T POOP
MY BUTT IS CONSTIPATED

green bay packers head coach matt lafleur dinking around with an ipad while other coaches look on and his team cannot do anything productive on the field

when i take over the playlist at the function

draymond mesmerized by the free lowblow he has right there

i remember when some people were suggesting the lions were the new "america's team," and turns out they're actually the "new america" team

interesting that there is still a disparity between voting republican true believers and republicans in power as the former clearly want the full complement of theocracy while the latter really only wants to increase their wealth and aren't looking to get involved in anything that doesn't do that

the entire fucking party needs to be bulldozed. at this point it's doing more damage to people than it's mitigating.

(in the styling of "can't stop" by red hot chili peppers)
CAN'T POOP
MY BUTT IS CONSTIPATED

chuck schumer eat shit

terry bogard from fatal fury special on the super nintendo saying WUBBA WUBBA I'M IN THE PINK TODAY

excuse you

hey man i know youre some underpaid stiff that just runs that asshole's socials but you should quit your job and do something useful

also tell him i said fuck you

Primaries for senators

get ready to learn primary buddy

me on the edge of the holler at the house with all the random exotic animals:

i wish they would outlaw sports betting if only so i didnt have to see twenty thousand ads about it every week

this is insanely depressing

kindness calipers

it feels even better if you pull it out like you're starting a push mower

extremely excited for the titans to turn over this coaching staff and get another round of draft/FA talent

can i go to bed yet