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Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich

Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/

The AP tracked down details of some of the people killed in President Trump's military strikes on drug smugglers he describes as narco-terrorists.

They were, with one exception, not high-level criminals. One was a fisherman. One was a bus driver; another a taxi driver.

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I would be outta there so fast that I'd leave a Looney Tunes-style cloud of dust.

What the blue wave election says about Joe Biden's health

by Jake Tapper

baseball is dying

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

Phantom Thread - 2017

The words “trial of the century” are thrown around a lot, but

Richard kind

People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:

My name is Kevin and I love Danzig.

Top 3 headlines in the @blockclubchi.bsky.social newsletter this morning. We're doing great.

ICE violently detain father & son walking to school—teenage boy had to be rushed to hospital.

"I was just going to school," kid cries out. "I'm underage!"

The 16-year-old star athlete is a U.S. citizen—agents sent him to the hospital with severe injuries to his back & neck.

Houston, Texas.

I’d imagine putting your catcher’s gear back on after flying out to the warning track in the 14th inning has to be one of the worse athlete feelings.

The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old

BREAKING: Marlins Man currently warming up in the Blue Jays pen.

Ernie Clement sounds more like a fourth line center for the 1989 Nordiques than a third baseman

someday we're gonna go thru the internal documents of this federal brownshirt bureau & find out they were just a bunch of incompetent gearheads egging each other on with racist revenge fantasies based on too many viewings of Sicario 2

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

Hey ICE

All my years of seeing this tweet and I never connected that it was Terry Rozier? And that he was 17 when he posted it? Truly a prodigy.

Chicago-Area Companies Raked In Millions From Feds As Operation Midway Blitz Intensified One Chicago-based company was awarded more than $7 million to relocate ICE employees while a suburban weapons manufacturer was paid nearly $1.5 million in two weeks to supply pepper balls and air-powe...

here's a list of shameful Chicagoland companies blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/23/c...

Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups AND Terry Rozier has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN. ESPN Bet on the sCREEN

Known Lethal U.S. Attacks on Civilian Vessels in the Caribbean Total reported killed: 34 people Notification Date Number Reported Killed Approximate Location Notification URL September 2, 2025 11 “in the SOUTHCOM area of responsibility” (later revealed as between Sucre, Venezuela and Trinidad and Tobago) View September 15, 2025 3 “in International Waters… in the SOUTHCOM area of responsibility”; Colombian president claimed it was a fishing boat in Colombian waters View September 19, 2025 3 “in international waters… in the USSOUTHCOM area of responsibility” near the Dominican Republic View October 3, 2025 4 “in international waters just off the coast of Venezuela” View October 14, 2025 6 “in International Waters… just off the Coast of Venezuela” View October 16, 2025 2; 2 reported survivors “in the Caribbean” View October 17, 2025 3 “in the USSOUTHCOM area of responsibility” View October 21, 2025 2 “in the Eastern Pacific” View

34 people killed in 50 days. Their guilt or innocence unknown, for an alleged crime that doesn't carry a death sentence. That's a lot of death.

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Illinois man arrested after pretending to be rocker Sammy Hagar Ronnie Putnam allegedly tried to open a bank account in the name of rock musician Sammy Hagar. (MOUT VERNON POLICE PHOTO)

“He was wearing red sunglasses and smelled faintly of margarita mix, so I thought it was actually him.”

From Talladega through turn three, Palestine will be free

Look at the dweeb pull up his mask before he goes all Call of Duty on unarmed protestors and media.

i think it's awesome, actually, that nobody can afford groceries or health care, and that federal agents are shooting each other in front of schools. why yes i am a member of the Stupid Asshole demographic

Dunkin’ Donuts Unveils New Seasonal Rotting Jack-O’-Lantern Latte For End Of Fall

Dunkin’ Donuts Unveils New Seasonal Rotting Jack-O’-Lantern Latte For End Of Fall https://theonion.com/dunkin-donuts-unveils-new-seasonal-rotting-jack-o-lan-1830313440/