Brother Bikini

Bloody right! A pound to a penny says black, white and grey are are cheaper to put on than colours.

A printed sheet from an Australian pub with suggestions for future pub activities. Pole dancers, pool competition, lingere service (probably means lingerie), speed dating, poker night, free beer, wet t shirt competition, blues festical.

Add my vote to all of those, although I'm crap at both pool and poker. I look exceptionally good in a wet t-shirt and I'm willing to give the lingere [sic] a go. Rather disappointed to see only one vote for free beer.

That's a v. nice book. I wonder if it includes houses as well as the public buildings? I've always thought there's something different about houses in a seaside town, even if they look the same as those in an inland town. They feel... nicer. More bungalows too.

Does anything in this picture, compared to the same thing today, immediately strike you? Almost all of the cars have a paint job that isn't black, white, silver or grey like most of the cars on the road now. They're colourful.

A packed Hove for Sussex's Gillette Cup quarter-final match against Hampshire, June 14th 1967. Sussex won by nine runs with Tony Greig, in his first full season in England, Man of the Match for 46 (the highest individual score of the day) and figures of 12-5-26-2

Australian historian Manning Clark and his wife Dymphna

Dang, I want to meet a woman called Dymphna. That's a fantastic name. I've met an Ernestine. I was thrilled to bits.

A Negroni cocktail

Looking down on a Notocatus ubelmannianus with four purple flowers each with a bright yellow centre

that one overhangs it and obscures it, and you can't expect me to remember that I've bought something like buttermilk! So now I have half a gallon of the stuff. I hear that American style buttermilk pancakes freeze well.

I'm drinking a modified Negroni. Not "my take on" or "a twist on". Modified.

I bought buttermilk today planning on making a buttermilk cake. I bought beer too. When I went to put the beer on the shelf at the bottom of the fridge door there was an unopened quart carton of buttermilk (best before tomorrow) staring me in the mush. I'd forgotten about it because the shelf above

YouTube video by ViennaPhilVEVO Daniel Barenboim, Leo Délibes - Sylvia: Pizzicati

#WhatsOnTheWireless? One of those pieces of music you know because it's been used in numerous TV ads and for its comic effect in plenty of TV comedies and films, like The Skaters Waltz, that bit from Romeo and Juliet and whatever the piece is when they want sadness.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTXT...

Fraid not. My skills aren't up to fondant fancy level yet, but you're welcome to as many as you like 🍰

Oh, is that what it was? I thought it might have been @richeyhell.bsky.social hitting puberty.

Sorry you've got the hump FiJ. Will this help?

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

FDR? He's not even a Dan Quayle.

To be completely honest I don't want to drive at all unless it's somewhere mostly or completely free of other vehicles, like a desert or any other kind of wilderness. On a racetrack might be fun.

Horrible, isn't it. For me, ten minutes to the local Indian food shop in a car. On the bus (two changes) an hour if I'm lucky, two if I'm not. But I don't ever want to drive again in a city.

fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed ALT: fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed

*Not sure if that's another joke or a comment about the joke*

A pair of teddy boy style brothel creeper shoes with a thick sole

My girlfriend said the soles on my new shoes were crepe. I said there's nothing wrong with them, they're all the fashion!

The best answer by a British person to any question:

"Not really. Could be."

Two screenshots of Julie Goodyear from a 1967 episode of 'The Fellows (Late of Room 17)' as a waitress serving cups of tea in a cafe

As an added bonus here's Bet before she was Bet.

YouTube video by redodark Bet Lynch's Legs - Riders In The Sky

This musical #DFCOC is a gem from the truly wonderful Absurd label (ABSURD 10), and one of my favourite band names of all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Y-...

"Former International Agent of Chaos" should be in your bio, although the way things are in the world today it might get you a visit from the security services.

I should bloody coco! 9pm? Unless there are people from other time zones involved, there's no bloody need for that.

I could murder an Unsworth's pork pie right now, if it didn't murder me first.

A can of Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA poured into a glass

That scene from Withnail and I where an obnoxious copper is yelling "Get in the back of the van" at Richard E Grant

Dang, I could have sworn there was something else. It took me four attempts to type that last word correctly by the way. What the bloody buggery bollocks is wrong with my fingers?. No, I'm not drunk, but I will be later. I've only had a few ales officer #GetInTheBackOfTheVan!!!!

Two photos of a Kalanchoe delagoensis succulent with two stems topped with flower clusters which are almost finished and being replace by seed pods

Jeff's blooms are just about done and he's setting seed. Not bad considering he was outside for one day's worth of freeze and then indoors in a dark corner for several days during another. I think he bloomed for a few months all together. Well done Jeff. Now what happens? Do you keep growing?

Another bloody phone update! The last one was only a few weeks ago! What do they need to fix/are going to add that I don't want/will hide a really useful thing in a really hard to find place this time. Now I have to find some bloody wi-fi to download it with because it nags me several times a day.

Clever.

This was a bit spooky last night. I was watching an old Parkinson from 1973 or '74. Parky's only guest was Andy Williams, and after five or ten minutes he gets up to sing Neil Sedaka's song Solitaire. And whose death was reported yesterday?

You came out with your sanity in one piece. That's the best anyone can hope for.

What he said.