guest admiral timehopper 🐙 @ bluesky!

Oh I absolutely love this 🤩 I'm always amazed at how you pull off different shading so effectively with the medium of Pumpkin

I can believe it 😭 the detail here is insane!

I get so excited to see your pumpkin masterpieces every year and holy helllll (lol?) another BANGER 🔥🔥🔥 The vibes are just off the charts with this one

one slot confirmed!! If you'd like one, please DM me!

every time I listen to machine head I'm like damn machine head fucks actually why don't I listen to more machine head (and then listen to the same 3 songs by machine head instead of a new album)

🦇 TIMEHOPPER'S FLASH KINKTOBER COMMISSIONS 🦇

3 slots, $100 USD each, 1500+ words, commissioner's choice of kink.

Delivered by October 31. DM me if you want one!

🦇🎃🦇🎃🦇

(Slots won't be first come first served but the sooner you DM me the more likely you are to get one)

This Jack o lantern was the hardest carve I've ever done

I am still impressed all those tiny free floating hairs held up even days later, it was fucking witchcraft level design

🦇 TIMEHOPPER'S FLASH KINKTOBER COMMISSIONS 🦇

3 slots, $100 USD each, 1500+ words, commissioner's choice of kink.

Delivered by October 31. DM me if you want one!

🦇🎃🦇🎃🦇

(Slots won't be first come first served but the sooner you DM me the more likely you are to get one)

forgot to mention that they're not even fan edits. they're professional. official. aired on live tv in actual episodes of wwe raw and wwe smackdown. sometimes both! what a time we live in

I can see it now!!

Felix: You know I could kill you, right
Hilda: But you won't :) Because you think I'm sweet :)

absolutely insane to me that the best yaoi amv edits I've ever seen have been for wwe

okay vampire/hunter hilda/Felix goes so hard thank you for opening my eyes to this???

enemies-to-lovers fanfiction is a new and dangerous fad indicative of rising moral degeneracy among our women. weak-minded girls are being influenced by the [checks notes] epic of gilgamesh

furry on main here too :) new year new me!!!

Aww thank you, that means a lot! I'm so glad I could bring you a little extra joy on your birthday! 🥰

Aww happy birthday! I hope you have a good one!

I will forever shamelessly be a smut enjoyer because in the era of 2025's fascist internet where you've all decided sexuality is a sin (again) being openly comfortable with it is an act of radical resistance thank you for coming to my TED talk now get out there and get to busting nuts my friends

Here's how you can support Los Angeles immigrant communities and protesters during these ICE raids and police crackdowns.

(warmup) look at my assassins bro im gonna survive

maybe I’m being super sappy but I like being queer !! I found me for me, you know. It gave me the language to understand myself.

Songs with the power to change an entire generation's brain makeup...

Me seeing Seth Rollins or Roman Reigns with a chair:

Slow Explosions by polyphenols

in honor of Yang's birthday, here is the start of a very long story about a little guy who likes him and gets the full polyphenols treatment because of it. it is also based on the Fujisaki manga designs. wish me luck 🙀
archiveofourown.org/works/644323...

This is true 😭 And I haven't gotten messages from any here yet either so this is a slight step up

I thought I was supposed to get less spam and bots/questionable followers here :/

🌟 FLASH COMMS OPEN!! 🌟
Hello! I've decided to take a couple quick commissions to celebrate my birthday! I'll be taking 2 slots using google form applications.

All info is in the form, which will be open for 24 hours!

Application Form: forms.gle/QNqhkLAaWD1j...

Commission for @flameface.bsky.social ❤️

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#berensart2025

FLASH COMM ANNOUNCEMENT! 💫
I have decided to open a round flash commissions (2 slots) for my birthday on 1/20!

- $250: 2-5k words
- $400: 5-7k words

Comms accepted through google form applications. I will choose 2 prompts from submitted apps. The form will be open 1/20 - 1/21.

I didn't notice the shortbread in the picture at first! this makes everything 10x more wondrous and wonderful