Ms. Jaxxon

I am so excited to be casted part of a new indie horror game coming out!

spunch bob

Recession indicator: pursuing posting on youtube like it is 2018.

me actively trying to eat woke hot soup:

The one pirate named She: There She blows!

me: omg thank you (started kissing passionately)

Kermit The Frog Cannot Handle a Bad Bitch Analyzing the relationship between Kermit the Frog and Ms. Piggy.

It feels good to say that I finally put some of my work on substack so it isn't just sitting in google docs! lolol

substack.com/@unpreposses...

women make my hands really sweaty and my clinis hard

happy black history month to all of my hot and sexy mutuals, hello to the rest of you

well the tariffs with the dairy in general made them fuck off about it 😛

i got to stop saying whatever on here and leaving because i forget my actions

im can feel the sad gay european that are only in pornos, or maybe a snuff man, in my eyes today

coming from someone who has almost 22k followers, i HATE people who record in public. I feel bad recording in front of people i live with, let alone strangers 😭

i saw a man at beekeeping age rip a fat one from a vape in a parking lot. I see my future and it is bright.

IN COLD BLOOD??? WHY IS IN COLD BLOOD BANNED?!?

just free handed drew it! Thank you 💜✨

YES I AM A JESTER FOR BEAUTIFUL, GLORIOUS WOMEN.

YES, WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A CHUCKLE.

I NEVER DO IT FOR THE MAN.

people were reaching out to my job and being snitches to the fbi, and used to put my ip address in my dms. I fear not much. 🧏🏼

oh my goodness 😭 maybe i will upload it fr fr on youtube and make an mv or so!

them: ok, maybe we shouldn’t roleplay

me, in a very eerie, long cape covering half my face with cheap, glow in the dark vampire teeth in: AH. AH. AH. i’veth come tew shuck chur dihck

as if you werent making a muck on that app when it was their insta, not their own tiktok, being lowk racist, and whining. How can you act like that in a guest’s house? It makes me upset.

The fact some are, what i am assuming because i am not on the app, but they just sponsor their work, speak nothing about what is going on- not even a repost. Ignorance is bliss. It makes my skin crawl.

The fact that rednote users are happily posting “IM LEAVING 😛” without a care

#skytok 😛 #tiktokban #tiktok

This is why we are called Bluesky and not Harvard.

You prob felt sooo badass writing that 😭 I am getting second hand embarrassment.

i am on rednote 😛 but idek if that app will stayyy

you guys are sooo pretentious.

we GET IT.

You read books, you like coffee, you don’t understand why people are so upset about tiktok, and you really like y2k quotes mixed with eye-rolling dad jokes

who do you need to pick you??

bro LITERALLY. I was working almost three jobs at one point 😭

no one:
alicia keys: IN NEWWW YOORRKK WHERE CONCRETE DREAMS AND WET DREAMS ARE MADE OFF!! LETS HEAR IT FOR NEW YORK!!