damon.

bring it on

pregnancy is humiliating

abolish dating apps and bring back chatrooms 💥

sorry i did a blatant double-take as you were getting out of the gym shower

trying out the 5am Club because supposedly that's what successful people do

and in his 35th year he started playing the lottery..

listening to a lot of tegan & sara lately, am i ok

lol i just ordered a new tv because i didn't want to feel left out this Black Friday #takeawaymycreditcard

idky but bifocals give big dick energy

you sir, are too much of a good thing

alright

SUPERMOON tonight! take a second to look at the sky, folks ✨

back to the gym after a long break and feeling weak as a spider

lost my job, do i start an OnlyFans now

Me looking for my friends on here.

the substance

let's fuckin' gooo