Mia the Calligrapher

see i always have a designated hear me out that I think works best because without fail people ask me to explain myself despite it (in my opinion) not being all that out there. Oswald "The Penguin" Cobblepot from Batman the Animated Series. Fuck you veronica, I would have cherished that man.

Years ago, I wrote Tom Lehrer a letter asking if he would be open to an interview, knowing full well that he would likely reject me. I assumed I would never hear from him, but to my surprise, he responded and rejected me. I am honored to have been rejected by such a legend. RIP Tom Lehrer.

My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.

illuminated manuscript style calligraphy that reads "We have won the race and our poopoos were soft, so let us ride horses together" with an illustration of a hobby horse

illuminated manuscript style calligraphy of an incredibly long rant from the author Anne Rice complaining about the sorts of reviews her books get on amazon. the border is done in red engraving style vines and the words Seldom at the beginning of the speech is in a stretched drop capital fraktur style, black ink and gold outlining

illuminated manuscript style calligraphy that reads "You look GREAT. Your teeth are SHAR. Your eyes are LUMINOUS. The townsfolk whisper your name in hushed tones" the decorative border around the text is circular and consists of a wide variety of toxic plant illustrations

gotta post some recent commissions since there's been a dearth of calligraphyposting hashtag woopsies #art

Outside of stopping the puck your job as the goalie is to stand still, look cute, get hugged by every other member of the team at the end of the game and be the catalyst for 50% of territorial fistfights on the ice because someone on the other team lightly shoves you. I am staring into the camera rn

Me, trying to explain Omegaverse to a deeply offline hockey bro: okay so, you know the goalie, yeah?

Heated rivalry and chucks coronation are inextricably linked in my mind because both are instances of me not minding my canadian tax dollars putting in the work. (They gave us a free BBQ lunch in the park when Charlie boy got his crown)

managed to find it on my mainblog it's this one

i love putting ingredients from wildly different income brackets in one sandwich. why yes, i WILL put in hunks of holiday luncheon tinned meat I bought at the dollarstore right on to prosciutto from the co-op that comes to twenty dollars at a minimum

it is not a typo, it is a reference to a DEEPLY ancient tumblr post

Tits the season everyone, time to get your health stabs. I'm typing this from the waiting chair of the drugstore whilst I wait 10-15 to see if the vaccines (flu, covid) will explode me

The local mom and pop convenience/grocery has a pinup wall if recurring shoplifters and one of these dudes got papped at a bonkers ass Jojo pose walk that I can't help staring at everytime they're ringing up my energy drinks

the absolute funniest side effect of the VAs being who they are on Dispatch is that of the fanfic i've sampled so far it becomes SUPER clear when the author's a fan of cr1tikal. all of Sonar's lines are INSTANTLY and perfectly in-line with whatever pours out of charlie's mouth on a random tuesday

Walked into a small film theater to use the restrooms, walked out to realize there are people with appetizer tables and documenting cameras did I just crash a small premier to shit

listening to the howl's moving castle audiobook. damn the void sure is just Wales huh

I will take any opportunity to get more soup per soup

Autopsing me :(

What they don't tell you about d tier internet fame is that you get Tony hawked in around 15% of all comment sections you come across doomscrolling

god damnit the silly frustration when you're commenting something you think is a unique observation and then the guy in the video commentating/analyzing the footage says the same thing so you fuckin just wasted 2 minutes of your time

huffing the air from my freshly opened packet of shrimp crackers like I'm ripping the fattest bump

on today's weird music deep cut: the backing tracks of the old xxxholic anime sound EXACTLY like something that would show up on Pesterquest

Tomorrow morning I gotta make a Ottawa to Toronto drive... So soon after the Jays loss... Hopefully the city hasn't burned to the ground

Every day I'm tempted to give myself a phd

This is such a s specific Cut but does anyone think ramalama sounds like the burger shop game soundtrack

tbh it's looking more like one than the other meaning of POS every day

"oopsie doopsie your reply rate is lagging! :)" ETSY!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!! YOU ARE HERE TO BE A POS AND THAT IS FUCKING IT. YOU ARE NOT A STOREFRONT YOU ARE NOT A MARKETING TOOL YOU EXIST TO ALLOW WEIRDOS I FUNNEL IN FROM OTHER WEBSITES TO PUNCH THEIR MAILING ADDRESSES TO RECEIVE GOLDEN SHITPOSTS!!!

sometimes im opening up ms paint

this office comes with a builtin armwarmer

Wait hang on it is, you're right i looked it up and the etymology tracks back to Ireland. It's just that I'm Canadian and I've only ever seen the term used in CanCon TV