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Attawoman

@attawoman.bsky.social

Irish lass living in Berlin. Catch my improv shows at the Comedy Café Berlin. Find my writing at JAKE and Lost Balloon. (Also open to jobs: UX, research, copywriting, voice/acting, TRY ME!)

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The fact that as soon as it snows, humans make little humans from the snow is adorable. A real balm for my misanthropy. Cute as fuck.

06.01.2026 12:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've only got around to reading this now. Well done! Now if you'll excuse me I have something in my eye.

23.09.2025 15:04 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
A close-up of a smartphone screen displaying a Twitter post featuring an image of a sunset, with vibrant colors of orange, pink, and purple, along with a caption and engagement metrics like likes and retweets visible.

A close-up of a smartphone screen displaying a Twitter post featuring an image of a sunset, with vibrant colors of orange, pink, and purple, along with a caption and engagement metrics like likes and retweets visible.

today’s from Daniel Addercouth creeps up and erupts
https://www.havehashad.com/7d0hk

17.05.2025 12:13 — 👍 20    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

It's a little bit of a Mandela effect thing, but I recently realized the UK boyband were always officially just called Five, not 5ive.

05.05.2025 21:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Rosie Hackett

Rosie Hackett

On 4 May 1976 Rosie Hackett died. She was a nationalist, a trade unionist, and a workers' rights activist. She was only 18 when she led workers at Jacob's Biscuits to strike for better conditions. 1/2

04.05.2025 10:00 — 👍 56    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 0

This is so gross.

29.04.2025 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, my friend asked was it just something my family did but I figured it must have been cultural if we were even able to find a coconut in the supermarket 😅

29.04.2025 14:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just got the email that KNEECAP's September show in Berlin has been cancelled. Germany gon' Germany.

29.04.2025 13:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Based on the look my Austrian friend gave me when I mentioned “the Hallowe’en coconut” I am guessing the practice of buying one coconut every October was not a universal experience. Was this tradition unique to pre-Celtic Tiger Ireland or does it still happen or what?
#speirgorm

29.04.2025 13:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Transphobes can gtfo.

16.04.2025 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Be honest -do these pants make my gametes look big?"

16.04.2025 19:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The Wedding Vows of Someone Marrying Their “Best Friend” Josh, I can’t believe that our big day is finally here. Today, I’m the luckiest woman in the world, because I get to marry you, Josh, my best frien...

"You’re the most important thing to me in the world, Josh. That’s why I asked nearly nothing of you in the lead-up to this wedding and asked that Steph, Mary, Clarissa, and Sarah each spend over five thousand dollars on my bachelorette party in Tulum and bridal shower in Greenwich."

16.04.2025 01:20 — 👍 64    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 2

Thank you! Now I can sleep easy.

16.04.2025 01:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Photo of McCain's Deep'n'Delicious vanilla cake

Photo of McCain's Deep'n'Delicious vanilla cake

I am waiting for this to make an appearance. I had a mild obsession when I lived in TO.

16.04.2025 00:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's okay to be not not not not not not not okay✨

16.04.2025 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you ask someone if they want to split dessert, and they say "nah, but if you get it, I'll have some." ???
Over my dead body you will.

14.04.2025 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's sounding great!!

11.04.2025 11:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Apparently it's #NationalPetDay so that's two cat-related posts in a row for me. I'll aim for something hard-hitting or tantalizing tomorrow. Meanwhile, here's Birdie.

11.04.2025 10:52 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was going to say New Arirang on Warschauer but I just checked and looks like it closed 😭.
I am a fan of Ssam but I think it's a lil pricey.

10.04.2025 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lol "a dozen". I'm also a liar.

10.04.2025 13:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When I got a cat I swore I wouldn’t do the whole mama-and-baby dynamic. We would strictly be roomies, friends, gal pals. Turns out I'm the kind of person to give my roommate forehead kisses and tell them they’re the best little angel in the world a dozen times a day and that's FINE.

10.04.2025 13:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I really miss when the worst thing about Berlin was gentrification and not the fascist suppression of support for Palestine.

08.04.2025 23:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was about to post about this and then saw I already had this precise thought a month ago. Very cool that I forgot the magic formula for an entire month and got literally no work done in that time, very, very cool.

08.04.2025 22:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Danke dir!

04.04.2025 09:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lather, Rinse, Repeat and Never Stop I need my distance and space but still, I need her

Lather, rinse, read Amanda Nic an Rí's piece, repeat.

jakethemag.com/lather-rinse...

03.04.2025 21:21 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you!

03.04.2025 15:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Relish FIVE OPEN THINGS OF BUDGET MAYO IN MY FRIDGE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Pretty stoked to have two of my poems up on JAKE today. Missing your mom? Absolutely *not* missing your ex? I got you!
Thanks, @publishedbyjake.bsky.social

03.04.2025 11:58 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Always a good evening!

01.04.2025 23:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Two Irish citizens ordered to leave Germany over pro-Palestinian protests despite no convictions Lawyers say the move undermines civil liberties for EU citizens

Two Irish citizens ordered to leave Germany over pro-Palestinian protests despite no convictions.

01.04.2025 15:53 — 👍 35    🔁 24    💬 3    📌 6
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Watercolor of my sister and I in 1990.

31.03.2025 23:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0