Noe Monarch

Watching a live performance of my favorite music artist, in my best friend’s flat in the UK, I can vibe with this ❤️‍🔥

Smackdown vs Raw with your best friend is so good

The first night back home really hits hard

Some incredibly rare occasions, you know you’re going to be creating a core life memory. I’m about 45 hours away from doing that.

When the Devil’s left handed lettuce hits a little extra hard.

As opposed to a house slipper slope?

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HELL YEAH WE LOVE TO SEE THE GROWTH ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Screenshot of Pokémon emerald showing the player character in a Pokémon center talking to a female NPC with dialogue reading “If you’ve come this far, what choice do you have but to keep going?”

Sometime in your early 30s you will be in a cabin in Tennessee with a dog asleep on your foot, snack cakes on the stand next to you, and a wine glass full of chocolate milk.

It’s important that you embrace it and play vibeo gayme in just boyshorts

Punk declared
Punk approved

back when i was doing podcasts i would record high all the time and i never once would have needed to use ai to do it

Nothing feels quite as good as animals feeling comfy falling asleep on you.

I smoked my old best time by over 2 minutes. (22:59 prior, 20:22 now) WHAT

First run back of a game I used to semi speed run, I pb. What.

It genuinely fits you.

I want a precious mortal enemy after all!

Fucin harpy

I can’t wait for millennial candidates to start running so we can get fundraising messages that read like horny chain messages littered with emojis instead of Kamala Harris pulling a CEO gift card scam.

YouTube video by Monarkki Hive Mind (Full Show)

My new recorded special Hive Mind is now available to watch on YouTube

youtu.be/sdY1MJYaX5M?...

B O N K

the "mamdani for new York" meme generator we've all been seeing today: a blue background with golden yellow text but this one is poorly formatted and reads, "So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See, Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice", with the "for"in that hand written style.

oh no i thought of something and i had to make it 🤼

To the cardconduit employee about to get my buylist orders containing 1380 cards total:

I’m sorry lmao

BREAKING:

Cuomo to sue for all gynecological records of New Yorkers after being told no twice, historically not something he understands.

I remember @goddexxmachina.bsky.social playing it in the UK last September, doesn’t feel like it was a year but, pain.

Flirted with a guy in final fantasy 14 to make a raid I’ve done infinite times less of a slog. Walked out with 6 of 7 possible play commendations because of it. I guess flirting with men on the internet does get you whatever you want 🤷‍♀️

It’s 54°, dark storm clouds rolling in, it’s gonna be a good day. This is the autumn I’ve been waiting for.

I’ve been telling you this for years.

I may despise your entire being, but you’re fucking precious

(❤️‍🔥 u harpy)

YouTube video by Monarkki Monarkki & Pop Tart Let Dogs Bark @ Hive Mind

Here is the Finale of the next special Hive Mind (the full show will be available in November) this was the first time I have ever performed the Finnish verse of Vaivuin Hypnoosiin live and just the whole finale was so much fun to plan and do

youtu.be/5XRHbp5Q4NQ?...

The US is so unserious.

The stage outfits of Monarkki from A Little Bit of Everything, Bottoms Up, Monarkki and Hive Mind

I love how dynamic each of the specials show outfits are

“Kills you pretty easily” is the biggest stretch I’ve seen in a while. Needing 4 mana, ability to produce white, and a Karn with limited at best card selection to do so like shown in the screenshot isn’t “pretty easily.” Forge significantly high rolled here out of the “your deck doesn’t work” button