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Real human guy kicking the dead internet in its dumb face

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Like does a mL of this shit actually properly dress up some marinade?

01.11.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know Da Bomb: Beyond Insanity hot sauce is basically a neurotoxin.

01.11.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

(AP) β€” Two federal judges ruled nearly simultaneously on Friday that President Donald Trump's administration must to continue to fund SNAP, the nation's biggest food aid program, using contingency funds during the government shutdown.

31.10.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 600    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 16

Future Shock forever!

31.10.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet music videos would go great on that channel πŸ€”

31.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The way the guy just runs in to the water and slows to an idle position instead of doing whatever was supposed to happen

31.10.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing an Au Ra dark knight wielding a great sword while dressed in white mage artifact armor.

A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing an Au Ra dark knight wielding a great sword while dressed in white mage artifact armor.

A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing a Hrothgar pictomancer wielding a paintbrush while wearing paladin artifact armor.

A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing a Hrothgar pictomancer wielding a paintbrush while wearing paladin artifact armor.

A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing an Elezen dragoon wielding a lance while wearing fisher attire.

A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing an Elezen dragoon wielding a lance while wearing fisher attire.

Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you!

From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨

Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! πŸ’…

31.10.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3945    πŸ” 1898    πŸ’¬ 163    πŸ“Œ 960
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THIS SATURDAY: The rematch for the F1RST Wrestling Grand Championship…
Ryan Cruz vs. Devon Monroe

⚠️F1RST Wrestling: π‘Όπ‘΅π‘³π‘¬π‘¨π‘Ίπ‘―π‘¬π‘«βš οΈ
#UptownVFW | Minneapolis, MN
Doors 7pm | Show 8pm | 21+ Event

❗️GET YOUR TICKETS NOW❗️
🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/f1rst-wres...

31.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Using fencing to curb homelessness in the Twin Cities is an insult - MinnPost Agencies and governments turn to fencing instead of actual solutions for problems related to people experiencing homelessness.

Lindeke: Using fencing to curb homelessness in the Twin Cities is an insult www.minnpost.com/cityscape/20...

31.10.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Flyer with skeleton grim reaper stating: 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31
The Hypstrz β€’ HÜSKER DU
CHALLENGE MINNEAPOLIS ROCK RADIO TO
DEATH MATCH 2
WITH
The Vendettas
"YOU NOW HAVE THE OPTION TO TERMINATE AND BE CREMATED ON THE PREMISES"
7th ST.
ENTRY

Flyer with skeleton grim reaper stating: SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31 The Hypstrz β€’ HÜSKER DU CHALLENGE MINNEAPOLIS ROCK RADIO TO DEATH MATCH 2 WITH The Vendettas "YOU NOW HAVE THE OPTION TO TERMINATE AND BE CREMATED ON THE PREMISES" 7th ST. ENTRY

On this date. Halloween 1981 at the 7th Street Entry with The Hypstrz and HΓΌsker DΓΌ.

31.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

There's 2 months left in 2025. Who's gonna give me what I want?

#AEW #indiewrestling

cc: @allelitewrestling.com @newtexaspro.bsky.social @lwmaine.bsky.social πŸ‘€

31.10.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of β€œNice As Fuck” vinyl album case (Jenny Lewis Band) on dirty ottoman.

Picture of β€œNice As Fuck” vinyl album case (Jenny Lewis Band) on dirty ottoman.

This is still the best sounding vinyl record I own

30.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Alt cover of Taylor Swift’s β€œFolklore” - Betty’s Garden edition.  The cover is Taylor in a cotton button down dress kneeling in a field of tall grass.  It’s black and white.  She looks out longingly.

Alt cover of Taylor Swift’s β€œFolklore” - Betty’s Garden edition. The cover is Taylor in a cotton button down dress kneeling in a field of tall grass. It’s black and white. She looks out longingly.

I just opened this old Taylor Swift album I bought during the pandemic. I’m not a smart man.

30.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œRealll Eddy Kingstonnnn!”

30.10.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey for real tho what’s the Real Men of Genius singer up to these days?

30.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they not know what they were buying in to?

30.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the democrats' entire strategy to defeat fascism is to post "hey, that's illegal!!" and then ask for money

30.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had to get the poop and pee on the gold.

29.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s Public Radio Music Day. It’s a celebration of art over algorithms. It’s a celebration of discovery, diversity, and deep listening. Keep the music playing in stations across the nation.

Stand up for the NPR Network’s commitment to free, public-access music at the link here: n.pr/47jpe4d

29.10.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 846    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 16

HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions β€” not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.

29.10.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 16396    πŸ” 6421    πŸ’¬ 376    πŸ“Œ 383

It’s just soooo dumb. Everything going on and he made the time to go after this!?

29.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold WASHINGTONβ€”Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

29.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6618    πŸ” 938    πŸ’¬ 213    πŸ“Œ 84

Terrible choice by Ellison. Wow.

29.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. The arrogance of these guys β€œClearly you’ll vote for us, we’re the lesser evil, so I will confidently oppose a popular source of tax revenue”

29.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@tnawrestling.bsky.social world champion Mike Santana
#tnawrestling

28.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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So… I’ve been inspired and intrigued by Max The Impaler for many years. I was driven to write the filthiest of tribute themes ever.

So I did….

28.10.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
It’s the Dirty Dancing vinyl jacket.  Says β€œShe’s Like the Wind by Patrick Swayze”.  eyes emoji

It’s the Dirty Dancing vinyl jacket. Says β€œShe’s Like the Wind by Patrick Swayze”. eyes emoji

28.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No fuckin way ya’ll.

28.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re telling me Patrick Swayze sang She’s Like the Wind!?

28.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@dailyplanetdc.bsky.social

28.10.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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