HANK TOUGH

“No sir, I don’t need any rubber nipples. Got any rubber walrus protectors?”

YouTube video by M0rtanius The origin of "You forgot Poland" (VOTE 5)

“You forgot Poland.”

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I assume this is regarding Kelly Osborne?

Screenshot of headlines: The Secret to Keeping My Toilet Stain-Free Is in the Kitchen 11 Surprising Things You Can Put in Your Dishwasher

Nicely done

The Department of Education has hung a massive banner honoring a racist college dropout who built a lucrative career out of targeting professors for harassment

Scotland has essentially eradicated cervical cancer among the younger, vaccinated generations.

It’s a medical miracle - the scientists behind it are wonderful humans.

I still don’t understand the purpose of brainwashing Americans into dying in multiple, horrible, avoidable ways.

I have to assume he’s gambling that the powers this allows him to claim will make his unpopularity moot

Mmm, tasty platitudes 😋

Oh btw ICE activity today at Whipple was fucking nuts. Large convoys of masked agents leaving every so often with a constant stream of single ICE vehicles in between.

This 'drawdown' was clearly just a brief hiatus to pacify liberals and get bourgeois media/politicians to completely lose interest.

So all that “You don’t have to apologize anymore” stuff was just a viral marketing campaign? Man, these guys are SLICK

Tinker, Caddy, OB/GYN

"This may be the year when we finally come face-to-face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it –that we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesman with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable." —Hunter S. Thompson

Good morning

Nearly every major problem the US is facing has been made worse by the abandonment of principle.

“Winning isn’t everything. It’s the only thing” begat “If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying.”

I have said this before, but eliminating programs that teach a lot of students but don’t have many majors is like a restaurant not buying flour in its grocery delivery because people aren’t ordering flour on the menu.

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What if they throw hail? OR LIGHTNING??!

Nurul Amin Shah Alam, Blind Rohingya refugee dumped by CBP, dies in cold "They just left him."

A blind Rohingya man survived a genocide in Burma, escaped to the United States, and then died because immigration officers treated him with such callousness. This story is a tragedy www.motherjones.com/mojo-wire/20...

I guess these guys really don’t read. They’re the last people on earth to learn that the Olympic Village is where the greatest athletes on the planet gather and run through 10,000 condoms in two weeks.

[Checks earpiece] Sorry, three days.

Anyway, they will not be impressed by your feats of gooning

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

I understand, but I do enjoy a good “Come and get your boy.” I assume it’s the same with “Come get ya mans”?

Coach introduced me to the phrase “iron sharpens iron”!

Dispatches from MN: it's getting really hard, guys. The media has left, the donations are drying up, and ICE is still here kidnapping people. It's hard not to be resentful that other people have the option of setting this aside for.other things.

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The effect of the writers’ strike on the show is jarring

He was training you to see people without gender. Are we all not just snow and sticks?

“the president’s speech is going to be over two hours long!” they’re doing kalshi shit guys. they’re leaking a bunch of stuff about a super long speech and he’ll go about 2 minutes short of the supposed mark and everyone in the white house will make $200k on it

Aliya Rahman, woman who was dragged out of car by ICE in Minneapolis: "I've spent the last month learning the names of the tendons in my shoulder, because both of my shoulders are torn -- cartilage and tendons. But what I haven't learned is the names of the people who did this to me."

This guy gets it.

Trump, July 19: "All three nuclear sites in Iran were completely destroyed and/or OBLITERATED. It would take years to bring them back into service."

Witkoff, Sunday: "They're probably a week away from having industrial-grade bomb-making material."