I know Charlie Kirk valued debate and free speech because he blocked me for fact-checking his lies on Twitter and then put me on his organization's Professor Watchlist for writing a book he didn't like.

11.09.2025 17:38 — 👍 21379    🔁 4984    💬 220    📌 104

Some have asked, "Julie, how long can you hold a grudge?!"
Me: "Wellllllll, a white man assaulted my Arab great grandfather in 1916 and I've been thinking about finding his grave and spitting on it. Does that answer your question?"

02.08.2025 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eh, I'm a millennial, so I'm used to it. Damn near everyone I grew up with turned out to suck from Roseanne to JK Rowling to Marilyn Manson. Also a reason celebrity/hero worship is such a strange concept. I think all we've got left is Keanu Reeves and Brendan Fraser.

29.06.2025 23:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally got around to getting rid of all my books by a certain Nameless writer (see what I did there?) because he turned out to be a steaming mound of sloth excrement. That means more room for future @theauthorguy.bsky.social books! Because Christopher Moore is a goddamn national treasure.

28.06.2025 23:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's not deportation if you're a citizen. It's just kidnapping and human trafficking.

28.04.2025 17:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your Daily Affirmation:

If I am bold, mighty forces will come to my aid; probably the Giant Invisible Success Marmot, who brings joy and waffles to all who believe. May she fend off spurious fuckweasels and hatchet bearing murder bears. #AlsoWaffles

11.04.2025 14:44 — 👍 192    🔁 19    💬 14    📌 1

Totally this.

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