SuperStrawbear

I have been equipped with a 24 hour Heart Rate Monitor. I'm basically more machine than man at this point. AMA before I commit to shedding what remains of my human flesh

Overwatch 5v5 Support and 6v6 Placements are done!

Teeth are like the Stalactites and Stalagmites of our mouth

The dungeon maps existing in Zelda games make me laugh because it means that Ganondorf and/or his minions also get lost in the dungeons and need the map on hand just in case

It is done! I'm not playing competitive Overwatch until next season; you can't make me, I'm out!

Person that says "standing ovulation" instead of "standing ovation"

I took it to my neighbour since the local magpies chill at their place a lot and I hoped they might have exp with this. They did not have exp but they looked up what to do so I left the magpie at their place. I forgot to take photos but here is my best MSPaint rendition

MY MOTHER, IN HER INFINITE WISDOM, BROUGHT AN INJURED MAGPIE INTO MY ROOM AND PUT IT ON MY MOUSEPAD WHILE I WAS MID OVERWATCH COMP MATCH AND STRAIGHT UP LEFT ASSUMING I WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO, IT LOOKED AT ME AS WE FINISHED THE MATCH (we did win, despite the bird on pad debuff)

My GP prescribed me sleeping pills and told me they would knock me out. But guess who didn't take into account the sheer amount of stress I hold within my body at all hours?

"If we're gonna date you may have to defeat my 7 Evil Mental Health Conditions..."

Thinking about how Christopher Reeves' Superman erased Lois' memory with his special kiss powers on multiple occasions. But not once did he make out with Lex Luthor to stop him from being a villain

They never clarified

Being on the spectrum, emojis are an easy way for me to more accurately convey emotions & avoid being misinterpreted. But when I message someone who doesn't use emojis I'll stop using them myself to match the vibe. But then I worry my words are under extra scrutiny... am I dumb?

I missed the debut but they seem cool; gave them a follow!

No TV and no beer make Google AI something something...

Adding one last set of shark movies before I go to bed but TL;DR: If you love sharks you'll love Amazon Prime™

I CAN'T ANYMORE, I'M GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER

Look at that smile! 😃

Now, I know what you're thinking: "All these different sharks have me worried. What could I possibly do if I was attacked by a shark?" Well, don't worry, Amazon has a PSA for you specifically:

Ah, yes, The Devil Shark, the shark that is literally The Devil, from The Bible

HUGE SHARK

THERE'S LIKE A WHOLE SHARK BASED CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

WAIT, IT GETS BETTER

I was about to cancel my Prime Subscription but then I spotted this masterpiece

Happy New Year, Moyasi! 🧡 I'm determined to record/do something with my music and voice acting this year. But also I want to make more of an effort to communicate clearly/ quickly with people as I struggle with dissociation & feeling confident about speaking up when I'm hurt; but I'm getting there!

How do I upvote a chat message instead of reporting it?

Why is Baby Shoto so heckin' cute?? Literally not a single thought in that head

Umm, phrasing

Oh my goodness, thank you so much for the love tonight; appreciate you all ♥️

Secret Stadium change that wasn't in the patch notes