Antæus

Remove tomatoes from the ingredients and I’m eating 1500% of these.

AKA liverwurst

never misses

Stocking up on pork and chicken that is on sale and vacuum sealing it. Not a conspiracy theorist but I'm still gonna have my protein, damnit.

I liked Tony tho.

Throw a sandwich at an agent & the Trump administration charges you with a felony. But calling police Nazis & Gestapo & repeatedly yelling "Kill 'em! Kill 'em! Kill 'em!" to a violent mob as they're beating them will get you a Trump pardon & a top job at the Justice Department.

Never get my hopes up ever again.

I mean, the current POTUS was friends with a convicted sex trafficker and wished her well while she was on trial.

Or he told Mamdani that he screwed up and should have been bolder while in office.

Pretty sure the only one he’s ever touched is Ivanka.

Does anyone know where Tim Dillon was when this happened?

Jason did say that she is a fan of the guy that plays for the Chiefs, not a fan of the Chiefs. She's not inbred enough to be a fan of the Chiefs.

I'm sure being a tradwife (didn't know that was a term until 5 minutes ago) is fine if your tradhusband isn't an insecure abusive dipshit. My guess is 1500% of tradhusbands are insecure abusive dipshits tho.

The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The Cowboys would only be worth $12.7 billion if they paid Micah Parsons.

That is why this has been my Home Screen for a decade, Dave.

It all makes perfect sense now. Both JP and Epstein were huge All 22 guys.

Because if you are not mad you are gay.

Oh boy. There’s competition and then there is panic.

Please tell me he skipped Hondo. I need some good news today.

I did watch it, ya retard.

Some people don't know.

Others don't even suspect.

I mean, he did nominate a disbarred felon to be the Ambassador to France and you did vote to confirm that nomination.

STOP NORMALIZING THIS WEIRD SHIT

If Marc Maron is dropping retard jokes the over zealous "me too" movement is truly over.

I held this post up to the light.

Great piece here. Jon Spytek's mentor is a wing eating, beer drinking, Metallica loving midwesterner. Hope Spytek learned all the right lessons in their time together.

Is this the same guy that signed Antonio Brown? 😂

bsky.app/profile/rais... This guy doesn’t seem to have any issues with being out after dark.

YouTube video by NFL #31 Jamal Adams (S, Seahawks) | Top 100 Players in 2021

youtu.be/hMkqkLyvj6I?... I want this swag in the Raiders locker room but only if they JUST WIN BABY