@fancyvegaspro.bsky.social
I write comedy and kid's stuff & also do Comedy & STEAM workshops with people of all ages. Galaxy Fest, Storytime Takeover, Callans Kicks, The Skewer, News Quiz, Now Show, Let's Find Out & more Current recipient of Arts Council Ireland YPCE Bursary
I understand calls to boycott the St. Patrick's Day visits, but it's important our ministers head to the states and show them how they don't understand how laws work
01.03.2026 20:45 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If it wasnβt for the heroic efforts of thousands of trees like this, our nationβs rivers would be at
a standstill
You have these rules we're all supposed to follow, but some special countries (white ones) don't have to follow those rules, and nobody can say out loud why those countries are exempt (racism) and what the loopholes are based on (skin colour)
01.03.2026 19:39 β π 7 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0"the UK, Germany and France have condemned Iranian attacks on countries in the region, saying Iran must refrain from indiscriminate military strikes. They did not comment on US and Israeli attacks on Iran
This right here is a big part of why the world is going to shit
01.03.2026 09:48 β π 128 π 36 π¬ 3 π 1Read this - Fever Dream by Samanta Schweblin - in one sitting and was thoroughly creeped out and upset by it in the best way. Highly recommended!
27.02.2026 21:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope for a Neo in the Matrix look
27.02.2026 20:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I actually do remember the exact moment
it was years ago on the livejournal of a former friend who was drifting to the hard right, I was stressing myself out in an argument and I sat there for a minute and said 'what if I just don't reply' and I closed the tab and my life has been better since
I can actually understand his decision making at this stage of things, cause there's no way his ego is letting the reality of how hated he is through the gates
27.02.2026 19:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Should point out that the big corporation is also beloved by the Gov
27.02.2026 14:39 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The Gov having separate eviction rules for large & small landlords is crazy. Imagine getting evicted for no reason cause your landlord is a Mom & Pop landlord so beloved by the Gov, while your neighbours have eviction immunity cause their landlord is a big corporation.
Eviction immunity for all!
Listen to the housing minister on the radio this morning. Schedule in some sobbing time for after
www.rte.ie/radio/radio1...
I don't think it's going to get any better when we have massive landlords saying "WE'RE GOING TO RAKE IN LOADS OF CASH THANKS TO THESE NEW RULES" and the Government not only refusing to accept this is the case, but getting all pissy with anyone who points it out
27.02.2026 14:22 β π 35 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Gas stuff, Starmer is melting into a puddle of goo faster than Trump
27.02.2026 13:48 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's great fun working with top notch voiceover artists cause you can say something like "could you do it like Galadriel from Lord of the Rings if she was Queen of the Gaeltacht", and they nail it on the first take
26.02.2026 21:56 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Completely incomprehensible, if you can find a coherent point in this you should be helping the police find missing persons
26.02.2026 21:52 β π 20 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1This was indeed a banger
26.02.2026 21:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Largest landlord in the country: "Mmmmmm I love feasting on the juicy profits from these new rent rules!"
Opposition: "Hey look at that guy feasting on the juicy profits from the new rent rules"
Government: "How dare you, quit scaremongering!"
Completely ridiculous idea from so many angles, putting pretty much every party involved in some form of danger.
Still though, sticking your head in the sand can be pretty cosy
Please don't legalise drugs for my son craves the heroin and crack
25.02.2026 19:25 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The should freeze all ministerial salaries until Patrick O'Donovan cops the fuck on
25.02.2026 15:51 β π 34 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0At least we know Marisa is think of short stocky bald men
25.02.2026 15:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0His phrasing in all of this has driven me mad. "I'm not going to give them any of my money until they convince me they deserve it" type shit
25.02.2026 15:31 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Donovan's response to this is somehow even more stupid than his response to the CSAM scandal. Not worse, but definitely more stupid
25.02.2026 15:23 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think they prefer "chartboys"
25.02.2026 15:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0David W Higgins: Here are the clues that Donald Trump is steering the US towards a major conflict with itself or the outside world Looking at recent history shows we may be at a stage where things start to fall apart
But how could one possibly detect such abstract and devious clues?
25.02.2026 15:16 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0The laugh I did at this
25.02.2026 15:13 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If a butterfly flaps its wings in Castleknock, it can cause a signal failure in Docklands
25.02.2026 08:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tonight I had to stand in a recording booth for 10 mins, making goo-like noises for a sentient but non-verbal alien slime character I have in the new series of my children's sci-fi show. It's a tough business.
24.02.2026 20:47 β π 30 π 4 π¬ 4 π 1