Aidan Fitzmaurice

Outer Wilds, Pro Evo 6, Elden Ring, Half Life 2, Super Mario World

If those films about soldiers being sad about all the civilians they killed while deployed were visualised as a human face, it would look like Michael Martin's.

Notice how he doesn't use words like "reprehensible" for price gouging. Those kinds of words are only for special occasions, like when someone points out an obvious mistake you've made

GAA clubs are mad for it as well

*Jim O'Callaghan on the canvass trail*

"Hey folks, it's me, the politician you love to hate!"

"Oh yeah, I hate you, you can't have my vote."

"Right. Might not have thought this tactic through."

*Jim O'Callaghan on the canvass trail*

"Hey folks, it's me, the politician you love to hate!"

"Oh yeah, I hate you, you can't have my vote."

"Right. Might not have thought this tactic through."

All I ask is that I'm watching him live when bits start falling off

Micheál has managed to squeeze every last ounce of juice out of his "decent man" reputation, and it's pretty much all he has. What on earth is Jim supposed to possess that makes him leader material to the public?!

Again

This is the problem with pretending to be a big tough guy. It's all performative, so he has no idea where it begins or ends, and you end up with awful shit like this

Some AI war videos doing the rounds. Check before sharing folks!

I might be naive, but a headline featuring a Minister saying "my job is not to be sensitive", above a caption featuring a "mother of explosion victim" is not a very good look

The place Matthew Lillard shows them where there's a portal to one of the lodges freaks me out so much. Just such a nothing, ordinary little piece of suburbia, the idea you could wander into it by mistake, nah

I did a rewatch of The Return a few months back, and it was easily the best rewatch of anything I've ever done

Yes very much this

Quick we better join the US in bombing the middle east before they think we're woke!

Trump: We shot him. We shot him like a dog. We shot him with a missile actually. They say it's the most powerful missile since the H-bomb. Why don't we use the h-bomb anymore. Maybe we should. Do you think we should?

Micheál Martin: Careful now sir, you don't want to crease those shamrocks.

Yes. It is kind of incredible, isn't it.

If I was in Trump's position I'd be suggesting all sorts of silly shit just to see if Starmer would goes along with it

Trump: "We're gonna start putting salmon in our coffee, who's with me?"

Starmer: "Yes, we have your back on this"

Trump: "Hahahaha look at this freak with salmon in his coffee"

I used to read the Beano, Dandy, and Buster every week. Ok, YA GOT ME, Buster was every 2 weeks. But they were such a great way to be constantly reading and leaning how all sorts of jokes work

Firm in dispute with HSE plans series of boxing events Roqu Media has been in dispute with the HSE for two years regarding €10.3m which it was paid to procure ventilators from China in March 2020.

www.irishexaminer.com/news/arid-40...

Only a few years since his big event was a fight featuring Floyd Mayweather on top of a skyscraper in Dubai, and the tickets were NFTs. The fight didn't go ahead cause the Sultan died, but what was his plan if it did? Fleece Mayweather and his crew?! This is the ambition I like to see in a conman

Please let it be him

The Warriors 2: Back to School

Further proof for my theory that there are only about 8 people living in Ireland

I understand calls to boycott the St. Patrick's Day visits, but it's important our ministers head to the states and show them how they don't understand how laws work

If it wasn’t for the heroic efforts of thousands of trees like this, our nation’s rivers would be at
a standstill

You have these rules we're all supposed to follow, but some special countries (white ones) don't have to follow those rules, and nobody can say out loud why those countries are exempt (racism) and what the loopholes are based on (skin colour)

"the UK, Germany and France have condemned Iranian attacks on countries in the region, saying Iran must refrain from indiscriminate military strikes. They did not comment on US and Israeli attacks on Iran

This right here is a big part of why the world is going to shit