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chipotle mixed up my order and this person got cheese, sour cream, AND queso. no respect for the delicate role dairy plays in the burrito bowl flavor profile. we used to be a proper country

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Beowulf might be the sickest name of all human history

05.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

why are pregnant women so sexy

05.03.2026 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dungeons & Dragons has officially become mainstream and therefore lame

05.03.2026 01:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seth MacFarlane's obsession with Tom Brady feels performative

05.03.2026 01:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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the desert is a beautiful place

04.03.2026 16:43 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

one time i brought my laptop into work and played Civilization VI at my desk all day and nobody noticed

04.03.2026 14:43 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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~ new comic tuesday ~

03.03.2026 17:04 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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never has war been this stupid

28.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

nobody can depression-eat more cereal than me. especially not that HACK charlie brown

28.02.2026 05:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

who are you, my girlfriend?

27.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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the newest episode of Starfleet Academy

27.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

it's beautiful

26.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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mine was not very loving or emotional and im still having a hard time lol

26.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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today was rough

26.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it's crazy how much middle class white guys love paying taxes

26.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i have an engineering degree lol

26.02.2026 00:26 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

i think this administration's sudden obsession with whole milk is the clearest indicator so far that they're a bunch of deranged freaks

25.02.2026 16:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

god gives his longest marches to his soldiers with the flattest feet

24.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NEW COMIC TUESDAY

24.02.2026 13:56 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Batman & Krypto

23.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

the state in fact does NOT look down on sodomy

23.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin hot dogs

22.02.2026 23:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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white guys with the worst tattoos i've ever seen love 21 Pilots

22.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0