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WineMummy

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Your dad’s favourite boob avi. Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4

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It should be illegal to get out of bed on Monday.

15.12.2025 20:12 — 👍 23    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

Every day is International Women’s Day.

08.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy International Women’s Day.

09.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy International Women’s Day.

09.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Every day is International Women’s Day.

08.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

In honour of International Women’s Day, I’ll be sipping wine and ignoring men.

09.03.2025 00:22 — 👍 21    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Weekend Bluesky needs more butthole skeets.

11.01.2025 04:17 — 👍 27    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0

Daylight savings needs more butthole.

08.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 12    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

daylight savings time to post some hog

08.03.2026 09:10 — 👍 68    🔁 27    💬 1    📌 0

Change your clocks, motherfuckers.

08.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 15    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Change your clocks, motherfuckers.

08.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 15    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Oven clock, we meet again.

08.03.2026 12:01 — 👍 921    🔁 193    💬 13    📌 9

Lost an hour of sleep and I still woke up an asshole.

08.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 11    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Lost an hour of sleep and I still woke up an asshole.

08.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 11    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Get in losers, we’re losing an hour.

08.03.2026 04:47 — 👍 26    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1

Shut the fuck up (flirting)

07.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 22    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

People don’t shut the fuck up like they used to.

02.12.2025 20:45 — 👍 37    🔁 20    💬 0    📌 0

Shut the fuck up the Sesame Street pinball number video is on

01.03.2026 16:29 — 👍 414    🔁 116    💬 17    📌 5

I’m not playing, I am legit hard to get.

05.03.2026 14:16 — 👍 77    🔁 40    💬 4    📌 0

Hard to reach places? You mean like, enlightenment?

06.03.2026 02:36 — 👍 57    🔁 26    💬 4    📌 0

Use as directed. Or what you think is best.

06.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 40    🔁 21    💬 1    📌 0

I only repost quality butthole skeets.

07.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

I’m only here for the butthole skeets.

07.12.2024 06:18 — 👍 40    🔁 19    💬 2    📌 0

Spent $25 on inflight wifi so I can skeet about buttholes.

27.01.2025 16:06 — 👍 203    🔁 58    💬 16    📌 4

It’s ok if you don’t like my posts, I’ll be here all weekend.

01.03.2026 18:58 — 👍 21    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

We could all use more butthole this weekend.

07.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 12    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

It’s Friday.

Get your buttholes ready.

06.03.2026 14:48 — 👍 21    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

It’s Friday. Show somebody your butthole.

06.03.2026 14:13 — 👍 81    🔁 29    💬 17    📌 4

I love the smell of coffee and butthole jokes first thing in the morning.

31.12.2025 15:13 — 👍 18    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Wednesday needs more butthole.

04.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 13    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0