It should be illegal to get out of bed on Monday.
15.12.2025 20:12 — 👍 23 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0It should be illegal to get out of bed on Monday.
15.12.2025 20:12 — 👍 23 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0Every day is International Women’s Day.
08.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Happy International Women’s Day.
09.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Happy International Women’s Day.
09.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Every day is International Women’s Day.
08.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0In honour of International Women’s Day, I’ll be sipping wine and ignoring men.
09.03.2025 00:22 — 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Weekend Bluesky needs more butthole skeets.
11.01.2025 04:17 — 👍 27 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0Daylight savings needs more butthole.
08.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 12 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0daylight savings time to post some hog
08.03.2026 09:10 — 👍 68 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 0Change your clocks, motherfuckers.
08.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 15 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Change your clocks, motherfuckers.
08.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 15 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Oven clock, we meet again.
08.03.2026 12:01 — 👍 921 🔁 193 💬 13 📌 9Lost an hour of sleep and I still woke up an asshole.
08.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Lost an hour of sleep and I still woke up an asshole.
08.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Get in losers, we’re losing an hour.
08.03.2026 04:47 — 👍 26 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1Shut the fuck up (flirting)
07.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 22 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0People don’t shut the fuck up like they used to.
02.12.2025 20:45 — 👍 37 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 0Shut the fuck up the Sesame Street pinball number video is on
01.03.2026 16:29 — 👍 414 🔁 116 💬 17 📌 5I’m not playing, I am legit hard to get.
05.03.2026 14:16 — 👍 77 🔁 40 💬 4 📌 0Hard to reach places? You mean like, enlightenment?
06.03.2026 02:36 — 👍 57 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 0Use as directed. Or what you think is best.
06.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 40 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 0I only repost quality butthole skeets.
07.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0I’m only here for the butthole skeets.
07.12.2024 06:18 — 👍 40 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0Spent $25 on inflight wifi so I can skeet about buttholes.
27.01.2025 16:06 — 👍 203 🔁 58 💬 16 📌 4It’s ok if you don’t like my posts, I’ll be here all weekend.
01.03.2026 18:58 — 👍 21 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0We could all use more butthole this weekend.
07.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 12 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
It’s Friday.
Get your buttholes ready.
It’s Friday. Show somebody your butthole.
06.03.2026 14:13 — 👍 81 🔁 29 💬 17 📌 4I love the smell of coffee and butthole jokes first thing in the morning.
31.12.2025 15:13 — 👍 18 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Wednesday needs more butthole.
04.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 13 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0