Happy taco and tits day to all those who celebrate.
07.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 20 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
Happy taco and tits day to all those who celebrate.
07.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 20 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
You can never be sad when tacos and tits exist.
27.08.2025 01:04 — 👍 37 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0
There’s nothing tacos and tits won’t fix.
29.01.2025 00:55 — 👍 38 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0
fairy godmother (w/huge rack) would fix me
05.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1
Another tattoo would fix me.
07.10.2025 19:14 — 👍 33 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0
Another tattoo would fix me.
07.10.2025 19:14 — 👍 33 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0
A fine line tattoo of a vine with a lily of the valley flower incorporated on WineMummy’s arm.
Obsessed🌿🤍
07.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
A fine line tattoo of a vine with a lily of the valley flower incorporated on WineMummy’s arm.
Obsessed🌿🤍
07.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
😂😂
07.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sorry I’m late, I was busy getting a tattoo.
07.10.2025 13:31 — 👍 26 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
Might fuck around and get a tattoo today.
06.10.2025 17:17 — 👍 19 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
Might fuck around and get a tattoo today.
06.10.2025 17:17 — 👍 19 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
Not having to Monday is top tier.
11.08.2025 21:03 — 👍 20 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0
*lips on mic*
ITS MONDAY AGAIN
06.10.2025 13:09 — 👍 23 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
can you keep a secret?
me: nope
01.10.2025 15:39 — 👍 97 🔁 45 💬 1 📌 1
*wakes up knowing it’s Monday*
Me: Nope.
02.12.2024 16:51 — 👍 28 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0
Woke up a Jays fan again.
29.09.2025 14:15 — 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1
I’m a total slut for post season.
06.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 21 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
I’m a total slut for post season.
06.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 21 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
It’s baseball season, motherfuckers.
27.03.2025 21:08 — 👍 18 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
Don’t tell me there’s no crying in baseball, I cry everywhere.
21.11.2023 11:05 — 👍 63 🔁 29 💬 0 📌 0
JAYS WIN MOTHERFUCKER
28.09.2025 23:27 — 👍 15 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
WineMummy wearing a Toronto Blue Jays hat.
29.09.2025 02:59 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
*lips on mic*
LETS FUCKING GO JAYS
05.10.2025 21:59 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
*lips on mic*
LETS FUCKING GO JAYS
05.10.2025 21:59 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Fuck the Yankees, go Jays
04.10.2025 19:56 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Being kidnapped by an ice cream truck would fix me.
05.10.2025 21:56 — 👍 23 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1
First date idea: You pick me up in an ice cream truck.
10.02.2025 21:40 — 👍 40 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 2
Sure I’ll go to the school’s Ice Cream Social… but it’ll be for the ice cream, not the social.
27.09.2025 13:58 — 👍 108 🔁 40 💬 5 📌 0
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