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Tim Johns

@timoncheese.bsky.social

Producer, BBC Radio 2, Jeremy Vine. News bloke. Audio nerd. Cynic. Prone to occasional camping.

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Cool guys donโ€™t look at explosions
#CelebrityTraitors

06.11.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Email inbox icon showing 303,374 unread emails.

Email inbox icon showing 303,374 unread emails.

This Radio 2 listener sent us proof of their stress-inducing unread emails.
But then listener Claire from Edinburgh took the gold medal with a staggering 523,321 unread. Beat that!

04.11.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy 60th birthday to Thunderbirds. Here you go. A PDF instruction manual of how to create your very own Tracy Island: www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic...

30.09.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The BBC Calls For Access To Gaza
YouTube video by BBC The BBC Calls For Access To Gaza

A vital plea from the BBC, along with news agencies AFP, AP and Reuters, to allow journalistic access to Gaza.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cVK...

25.09.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MP says Stevenage 'paying the price' as LNER set to stop trains to and from London Stevenage MP Kevin Bonavia says residents are "paying the price" for LNER's new timetable which is set toย stop passengers from Stevenageโ€ฆ

If youโ€™re a uk politics/transport/urban policy person (youโ€™re on Bluesky) then the winter timetable on east coast mainline will be such an interesting mess. The public in mid-sized towns slowly realising theyโ€™ve been sacrificed for faster London > Edinburgh trains. www.thecomet.net/news/2544425...

12.09.2025 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

beautiful - and even better are the nationโ€™s best donuts in the car park!

10.09.2025 08:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Smartphone scrolling on the toilet could increase risk of haemorrhoids People seem to spend longer on the toilet if they use a smartphone while sitting there โ€“ and all that scrolling may be boosting their likelihood of getting haemorrhoids

Loo scroll
www.newscientist.com/article/2494...

04.09.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Bournemouth Echo headline which reads: 'Emergency alert test to take place in Dorset and across the UK'

A Bournemouth Echo headline which reads: 'Emergency alert test to take place in Dorset and across the UK'

Love the effort to make it local

01.09.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thatโ€™s the first time I can ever remember a guest getting a parking ticket live on air

29.08.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cat is stalking a pigeon on top of a fence

A cat is stalking a pigeon on top of a fence

M8 GET OUTTA THERE

29.08.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might start a petition to make it illegal to tag @ everyone in Facebook groups.

28.08.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bit tricky with hooves

07.08.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Butterfly on a finger

Butterfly on a finger

This dude landed on my hand and even hung around for a photo!

31.07.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

meanwhile people called Al are having to endure endless headlines about how theyโ€™re going to take everyoneโ€™s jobs, and how Al could change the course of society. Tough time to be called Al.

21.07.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.07.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For radio journalists, the iPhoneโ€™s built-in call-recording facility (since iOS 18.1) is incredible.
Today I called a contributor on FaceTime Audio and hit the record button, then emailed it to myself and it was on air shortly after.
There have been other ways to do this for years but this is better

16.07.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿงต In February, I got a message from Anna*, a female police officer. She was a domestic abuse specialist, responding daily to calls from women abused by their partners.

But she was also in an abusive marriage herself, for more than a decade - and her abuser was another officer.

20.06.2025 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

incredible and detailed report. Just awful.

20.06.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot showing a price tag of ยฃ240.10

Screenshot showing a price tag of ยฃ240.10

Chapter #1329 in expensive rail travel.
We're a family of four planning a three hour journey next month.
Return trip fuel cost by car ~ยฃ40 (plus car wear and tear etc).
Return trip by rail - if booked with advance fares over a month in advance: ยฃ242.
Sustainable travel, unsustainable pricing.

20.06.2025 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Waiting to board a ferry and spotted this excellent passenger nearby

22.05.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Strong vibes. Big muscles. Congrats!

19.05.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a lot of followers in America. If thatโ€™s you - why?! Am I on some random list somewhere?

19.05.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A cardboard birthday card with a hand-stitched image of a cat wearing a party hat, next to a balloon and a cake with candles.

A cardboard birthday card with a hand-stitched image of a cat wearing a party hat, next to a balloon and a cake with candles.

My niece hand-stitched this birthday card for my daughter and itโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ
I think she should sell them!!

06.05.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been in one all afternoon

20.04.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m open to roast potato pictures in return, thanks.

20.04.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is wild (literally etc)

02.04.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Someoneโ€™s getting great value for money from their delivery driver.

02.04.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It never fails to bring me joy that one of London's top guitar repair/maintenance people is called Kevin, has a workshop on an upstairs floor, and so has called his business "Stairway to Kevin".

20.03.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 133    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Kyle Clifford jailed: John Hunt's victim impact statement in full The racing commentator directs his victim statement to the man who murdered his wife and two daughters.

We took the decision today to voice up and read out, on Radio 2, every word of John Hunt's victim impact statement. At ten minutes precisely it must be the longest monologue we've ever broadcast. We did so with good reason - give it a read if you haven't: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

12.03.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nerd fact of the day: the ship and the tanker in the North Sea sea technically 'allided'. It's simpler to say it was a collision but some seafarers would say 'allision'.
It's a nautical term to indicate a moving ship striking a stationary object - such as another ship.

11.03.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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