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oh please, do fuck straight off. there was no error, and everyone knows it. what Fox ‘deeply regrets’ is getting caught. I love that Fox’s mea culpa was delivered with all the sincerity of a teenager forced to apologize for leaving a flaming bag of dog shit on their neighbor’s porch. hey, that could be Fox’s new slogan: ‘we leave a flaming bag of dog shit on your porch. you decide.’ I’m totally loving it. you can have that for free, Fox News.

after Fox "News" got caught posting archival footage of Dear Leader *not* wearing a disgraceful baseball cap at a solemn ceremony, they posted least-convincing "apology" ever. thank you for your attention to my post in which I mock the shit out of it. please read! link is here: bit.ly/4lfWn7c

Preznit Fuckwit golfs while oil hits a hundred dollars a barrel don’t disturb Donny while he’s enjoying his ‘executive time'

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Trump has created a PMEPS. “Permanent Middle East Police State.” We’ll be there for years, escorting ships and protecting nearby neighboring countries. This will inflate the cost of gas by $1.00 - $1.50 per gallon for the foreseeable future.

Don’t even get me started on the national debt.

The Dow is down 3000 and gas is up 42 cents a gallon in just 9 days.

This is what you get when Fox News initiates a war.

If Trump has "totally crippled" Iran's military, why can't tankers move through the Straight of Hormuz?

We just need 1 or 2 more. DO IT!

Trump wanted regime change in Iran and he got it. The new one is even worse.

Be careful what you wish for.

These attacks, like all phishing, rely on social engineering. Attackers impersonate trusted contacts or services (such as the non-existent “Signal Support Bot”) to trick victims into handing over their login credentials or other information. 3/7

I want ICE agents to be afraid. I want them to run and hide from the justice that will come when this regime ends. And I will personally advocate for their life sentences.

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

Lindsey’s diplomacy working wonders in UAE.

Venezuela, Iran, Cuba, Greenland, Canada, and on and on and on. Lindsey Graham says they are “marching through the world.”
They don’t care how many US soldiers they get killed. Meanwhile, they’re building concentration camps at home for Americans to die in. What will it take for people to wake up?

Way to go, dumb Donald. Now Iran is even worse than before!

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

... the more we are risking the most precious gift God gave us: our humanity.

“I know that the American people are better than this.”

“Our government is treating the suffering of the Iranian people as a backdrop for our own entertainment … But, in the end, we lose our humanity when we are thrilled by the destructive power of our military. … The longer we remain blind to the terrible consequences of war ...

TAPPER: You know that if you vote against an additional $50 billion of funding for operations in Iran, that vote will be cast as you voting against the troops.

CHRIS MURPHY: Come on. The American people do not want this war. If you support the troops, you should be voting against this war.

What is he looking for in his jacket?

Yes they do

Whatever it takes for the Epstein issue to end?

I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.

He's such a low class slob.

anyway, the fucking idiot dropped a stunning bit of news on us. ‘a lot of our people were walking around without legs.’ huge, if true.

a ton of stupid shit happened this week but the winner of The Four Seasons Total Landscaping Oh My God He's A Moron Prize goes to Donny, who actually uttered this quote. I cover all this and more in my Saturday round-up, "this week in stupid." thanks for your attention, link is here: bit.ly/4rR91fz

Donald on Iran: "When crazy people have nuclear weapons, bad things happen."

There he goes projecting again.