Melania Trump is chairing a UN Security Council meeting on behalf of the United States. Next month the position rotates to Denmark, who will be represented by a box of Lego.
03.03.2026 15:12 — 👍 29 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0Melania Trump is chairing a UN Security Council meeting on behalf of the United States. Next month the position rotates to Denmark, who will be represented by a box of Lego.
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Twin Peaks logo, but it says TWON POOKS
Crabtree out of Allo Allo
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Who would you like to lead the new Iranian regime. I’d go for Thomas Frank or Pam Ayres.
02.03.2026 22:42 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 15 📌 0Face like a poster in a toilet warning you not to leave your drink unattended.
03.03.2026 13:36 — 👍 29 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Its one poll...
03.03.2026 14:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy "some news about your pricing" email month to all who celebrate
03.03.2026 09:51 — 👍 21 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Christ, nobody needs that face looming out at them like a squeezed hemorrhoid.
03.03.2026 11:52 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0David here, pictured at brunch
03.03.2026 12:29 — 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0True but supermarkets sell the main ones that people buy rather than the more niche ones, and their stationary, cards etc can be bought cheaper elsewhere
03.03.2026 14:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, is there a Mister Conduct in public office?
23.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 41 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0Not a surprise, sadly. WHSmith too expensive against its other competitors these days.
03.03.2026 11:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He can dress it up as a dreamy, romantic ballad all he likes, but when Ronan Keating sings When You Say Nothing At All, he's basically saying "shut your yap, woman".
03.03.2026 07:54 — 👍 16 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0🎶it's serious🎶
03.03.2026 08:51 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I hope they give it to former Ipswich Town and England centre half Russell Osman. You can have too much change you know.
03.03.2026 09:30 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Just been reading about his relationship with Rachel Humphrys, sad
02.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don't get that much increase in my NHS pay and we have to put up with abuse & intimidation
02.03.2026 20:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0'I never thought a despotic regime would try to harm me', says man who moved to a country run by a despotic regime for tax purposes.
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If Richard Keys has to leave the Middle East then I’ll be singing “keysey fled Qatar” for rhe rest of 2026
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King Kong premiered on this day in 1933.
02.03.2026 14:29 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0We'll all be dead by then
02.03.2026 13:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can see why ❤️ very cute
02.03.2026 13:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I once referred to Dubai as 'LinkedIn with beheadings' on Twitter and got two days of men in ill-fitting jackets telling me I was British as if it were some kind of own.
02.03.2026 11:29 — 👍 251 🔁 42 💬 8 📌 2Fucking hell, that must have been one hell of a stick throw.
02.03.2026 06:56 — 👍 37 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0Well done 👏
01.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Poor Betty
01.03.2026 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hundred lines by tomorrow
01.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A woman after my own heart
01.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's come round quick
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