Mr Blifil

Pollsters can’t afford to report accurate results, so they torture the wording of questions and tweak the districts in which they choose to ask them. Voila! A narrative emerges…

At Mar-A-Lago that’s known as “Tuesday.”

They’ll say the expense of public schooling forced the military to have to make do with outdated weaponry.

Because Trump felt personally guilty (and possibly feared for his own safety) that a MAGA took Charlie out.

It’s amazing any of them can use a car without killing themselves, since presumably they regard the existence of yellow lines on the road to be merely “guidelines.”

And they’re such defenders of Constitutional freedom up and until an argument must be made that the system might discriminate according to race, and that abortions should be nobody’s business except women and their doctors.

This is why we can’t have nice things. Always instructive when Epstein-apologist Republicans reach for the “ram down throats” metaphor.

I’m always the last to find out Debussy has gone viral.

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Well would you look at that

Fucking Cuellar what a nightmare.

Going Joni Ernst one better. "We're all going to die, and probably very quick-leee too..."

“He says what the rest of us are thinking!”

Still desperate to cover up his psychosexual peccadilloes?

I guess that's his go-to line in most matters.

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When's Jack gonna form a fact-finding committee to go visit Tehran in person?

What can you say? Tucker is just a good old-fashioned romantic at heart. Plus where's Trump going to find another perfectly formed set of bare ankles?

Why is the backdrop a men's chorus for those who got left back?

Now he finally admits to knowing what asylum is?

Baller!

Maybe the war was a response to the self-own whereby Hillary Clinton was rocketed back into immediate relevance.

In their defense, 47 years is really not that long if you consider a geological timeframe.

Ancient? I doubt any of those priestesses were older than 28.

You’re not the audience. These pitches are designed to placate grandpa and provide an answer for when he snaps suddenly to attention and wants updates as to what his minions are doing to justify the perks he gives them.

How tiny is she?

It’s a significant lapse in discipline that he even grappled with the question. The fact he even took a second to verbalize “something bad” suggests he’s scared of what he’s begun. I mean I can’t see his wife, kids and/or grandkids feeling safe for the next 20 years.

Congratulations, you just passed Political Science 101. 🙄