Dinosaur Bob

There was a sniper attack on an ICE facility in Dallas not 2 weeks ago. Funny, but entirely unsurprising, that Abbot would choose to forget that.

He's also matter-of-factly including Trump in that. Doesn't flinch. Good.

They trade you to another Rep for a fraction of your worth?

Motherfucker, I know where you live. Don’t go cheap on the candy!

That we know of, stranger.

a man with glasses and a scarf says as greedy as a pig ALT: a man with glasses and a scarf says as greedy as a pig

A limey.

Inside the former Bari Weiss grift at The NY Times.

Candy corn is the taste of egging someone’s house on Halloween for handing out candy corn.

Hey, I’m not judging your Orinoco Flow.

Ya’ll looked at me like I was crazy when I drove around bumping Gregorian Chants! Well, who’s crazy now?!!

Always remember that almost half the country believed this dipshit would be good for them, personally. The stove craves their touch.

Apparently yesterday CNBC’s real estate reporter Diana Olick said something skeptical about FHFA’s Bill Pulte’s plan to talk big home builders into building more housing, and so far Pulte has tweeted angrily about her five times, with a promise to reveal other things she’s ever been wrong about.

Not even 24 hrs into Bari’s reign, and that newsroom is already leaking like a sieve. I’m sure this is gonna turn out well.

Ohhhhhh, I’m noticing a trend. Time to send this fool to the Phantom Zone.

“Go fuck yourself, Bari Weiss.”

We are cursed, and beyond the light of the creator.

The Lincoln Brigades weep.

Bucking tradition is one way of phrasing military occupation. I’ll give you that. You guys do understand that conservatives will never love you, right?

Don’t you speak that into existence Harrison!!!!

It’ll be Bari’s first time at doing “the fucking news” so I’m sure this won’t be an embarrassment.

On top of all of this, and separately: Since we published this story, the Sheriff I talked to and who has been the main figure in this has been arrested for allegedly sexually harassing his employees and for aggravated perjury for allegedly lying to a grand jury about it

You mean to say that when given more tools to surveil the public the police use them to surveil the public? But I was told, by people on this, the website of the “left”, that I was being paranoid, and the police would only use it to stop speeding. Or whatever people found scary at the time.

The sheriff in question has already made bail, and is back on the job in case you were wondering what “real” rural America is like.

Ahem.

dick-matized

God. I’m imagining the look of disbelief on his face when someone explained to him about cleaning a litter box. Beautiful.