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Ｓｉｒ５０００　＠　Legends Z-A

@sir.bsky.social

oh my god what the fuck am I doing here (he/him) 🐦: @Sir5000 🥚🪲: https://cohost.org/Sir

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17. Umamusume: Pretty Derby - Beginning of a New Era (2024) 🎥

the first anime movie to depict a realistic panic attack
(Letterboxd)

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Umamusume 0080: Jungle in the Pocket

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Study i did during lunch break at work

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Last night we let the Tachyon talk

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Blabbering toothless baby Shiraishi

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minus poundsign

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@goomvi.online is your kid scaremaxxing yet

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🐈 #rikinyart

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I'm kinda fast

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Panel 1: In a comic depicting a Pokemon battle, Lucario and I are facing off against a Shinx and Youngster. Rubbing my chin in thought, I say “ALRIGHT LUCARIO, WE DON’T HAVE THE TYPE ADVANTAGE, SO LET’S HIT ‘EM WITH SOME STAB DAMAGE!” Panel 2: Lucario brandishes a knife and assumes a threatening pose. I hold my hands to my head and yell “LUCARIO NO!!!!!” Panel 3: Rubbing my chin some more, I squint toward Lucario and mutter “wait…”

Panel 1: In a comic depicting a Pokemon battle, Lucario and I are facing off against a Shinx and Youngster. Rubbing my chin in thought, I say “ALRIGHT LUCARIO, WE DON’T HAVE THE TYPE ADVANTAGE, SO LET’S HIT ‘EM WITH SOME STAB DAMAGE!” Panel 2: Lucario brandishes a knife and assumes a threatening pose. I hold my hands to my head and yell “LUCARIO NO!!!!!” Panel 3: Rubbing my chin some more, I squint toward Lucario and mutter “wait…”

Panel 4: In a reverse shot of the first panel, I am glancing toward a visual representation of Lucario’s typing, illustrated by a dotted arrow. Realizing that Lucario is Fighting- & Steel-type, I exclaim “oh!” Lucario innocently glances back towards me, while the Youngster and Shinx cower in fear. Panel 5: I turn around and shrug, saying “carry on, then”. Lucario begins running toward its opponents with its knife held high, while the Shinx and Youngster run away.

Panel 4: In a reverse shot of the first panel, I am glancing toward a visual representation of Lucario’s typing, illustrated by a dotted arrow. Realizing that Lucario is Fighting- & Steel-type, I exclaim “oh!” Lucario innocently glances back towards me, while the Youngster and Shinx cower in fear. Panel 5: I turn around and shrug, saying “carry on, then”. Lucario begins running toward its opponents with its knife held high, while the Shinx and Youngster run away.

Haters will say it's not very effective

#comic

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gonna refer to fans of kaiju movies as monster mashers

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you made this one up

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Two panel comic. Panel 1: girl rifling through her purse. Says to her boyfriend, “babe, can you hold my keys?” He replies, “sure.” Panel 2: he stares in disbelief at the “keys” placed in his hand, a single car key and approximately six key chain toys and charms overflowing in his open palm.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: girl rifling through her purse. Says to her boyfriend, “babe, can you hold my keys?” He replies, “sure.” Panel 2: he stares in disbelief at the “keys” placed in his hand, a single car key and approximately six key chain toys and charms overflowing in his open palm.

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i disagree with his politics & life style but i truly wish him the best. may he enjoy his beer and retro games safe from trolls for eternity

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tonight i saw my oldest Rival, a gamer I'll refer to as "DX", tell his 8 viewers hes trying to sell his dead wifes diapers on fb marketplace

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[shaking] how did you get a rhino's virus...

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OBI-WAN & YODA FAKE JEDI BABY TRICK

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oh my GOD??

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This is the cutest photo I’ve ever taken

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THAT'S RIGHT 💯💯💯

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who up lowering their block

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dude we're getting old, why is the discord talking about different types of laundry detergent

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oh this guy lmao

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*guy who thinks "crossing the rainbow bridge" means coming out as queer* I cant believe how homophobic dog owners are

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