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@sir.bsky.social

oh my god what the fuck am I doing here (he/him) 🐦: @Sir5000 🥚🪲: https://cohost.org/Sir

1,140 Followers  |  699 Following  |  7,728 Posts  |  Joined: 30.04.2023  |  2.1384

Latest posts by sir.bsky.social on Bluesky

This is your "best gamer of Giant Bomb"????

11.08.2025 16:36 — 👍 191    🔁 4    💬 15    📌 0

yohane??? the parhelion??

11.08.2025 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

GBPlays Riichi Mahjong...

11.08.2025 23:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"welcom to Hinge" the dating app designed to be deleted

"welcom to Hinge" the dating app designed to be deleted

Dating apps are cool because they will use "designed to be deleted" as their tagline but sell you a yearly subscription for $300 and if you don't buy it you get 8 likes a day like you're doing MMO dailies.

11.08.2025 23:03 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

game changer time :D

11.08.2025 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and also just a lot of ai image bullshit

11.08.2025 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh my god are you doing goo goo babies

11.08.2025 21:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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LIVE SOON!! Come watch me draw + taking on live sketch commissions as low as 30$!! www.twitch.tv/loveimps #pngtuber #vartist

11.08.2025 20:57 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

[talking like a normal person] no one talks about how Pépito fell off

11.08.2025 20:58 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0
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what if I trained Golshi as a Pace Chaser....as a joke....

11.08.2025 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
episode 034

episode 034

11.08.2025 14:50 — 👍 175    🔁 57    💬 0    📌 12

to help with the prank, pay attention

11.08.2025 20:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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we won it's chill

11.08.2025 20:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I gotta stop making 5 am fractone videos

11.08.2025 19:52 — 👍 51    🔁 26    💬 2    📌 0

she got Mood Down and Night Owl before URA qualifiers are you KIDDING ME

11.08.2025 19:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Robin gave so much to this world. Remembering him today ❤️

11.08.2025 18:19 — 👍 729    🔁 50    💬 15    📌 5

Sorry I just keep dying at this specific edit.

11.08.2025 04:45 — 👍 871    🔁 353    💬 3    📌 1

trump hinging everything on crime fearmonger is crazy since crime is nationally at it’s lowest rate in about 100 years, it’s kind of amazing there’s essentially zero political downsides to blatantly lying anymore

11.08.2025 17:34 — 👍 2955    🔁 399    💬 53    📌 23

“Crime” as conservatives talk about it has literally been a conservative dogwhistle our whole lives akin to “protecting our children”. They care about neither genuinely, otherwise they wouldn’t be worshiping a pedophile who is also a convicted felon

11.08.2025 16:35 — 👍 672    🔁 165    💬 8    📌 1

What’s weird about AI commercials is how openly contemptuous they are for their audience. They’re like “Do you have thoughts? Do they make you tired? Wouldn’t it be nice to have something that could just do that for you?”

11.08.2025 03:58 — 👍 170    🔁 27    💬 9    📌 1
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GOLDSHI
#ウマ娘 #umamusume

11.08.2025 06:42 — 👍 233    🔁 73    💬 1    📌 0
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love this tumblr addition to my post lol

10.08.2025 12:54 — 👍 3225    🔁 1285    💬 6    📌 25

If you're denying a transgender woman employment because you're afraid it might be seen as a political statement

a) our existence is not political
b) congrats, you're now part of the problem that perpetuates that myth

10.08.2025 02:05 — 👍 4139    🔁 1018    💬 32    📌 18
a screenshot of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 of a cool looking skater dude holding a yellow skate board. The skaters head is notable Octodad's face, and his skin is yellow to match.

a screenshot of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 of a cool looking skater dude holding a yellow skate board. The skaters head is notable Octodad's face, and his skin is yellow to match.

He was a skater dad. She said see you later dad...

11.08.2025 16:18 — 👍 106    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 1

any couch is a pullout couch if you're fast enough

11.08.2025 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is what Siobhan has been hiding this whole time...

#Dimension20

11.08.2025 16:30 — 👍 125    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0
Super Guy - Funny Moments (original)
YouTube video by KhalidSMShahin Super Guy - Funny Moments (original)

this has been fucking with me since it was posted i hate how perfect the peter griffin voice is used here www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz9W...

11.08.2025 02:41 — 👍 450    🔁 168    💬 14    📌 13

This is the deadliest conflict for journalists in the 21st century. In less than two years Israel has killed more journalists in Gaza than any country has in any war in modern history

11.08.2025 07:45 — 👍 159    🔁 75    💬 4    📌 5
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da yeller is here to fuckin yell at you

11.08.2025 08:06 — 👍 261    🔁 33    💬 16    📌 0
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chapter 3 art assets are like 80% done. i can show off basically nothing except this image of ysme in front of an instagram wall

11.08.2025 07:49 — 👍 325    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 0

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