Andy

Kawhi playing like he knows his contract is about to get voided.

I mean, whatever. But college eligibility rules are just a joke. You can just be in college forever. There’s no rules and no enforcement.

A box with the Lays logo and text reading ‘The Lays challenge Potato to door’

POTATO TO CHIP TO YOUR DOOR Picture this: Farm-grown potatoes, ready to be made into golden Lay's chips with that light texture and crispy crunch you love. Fast forward, and those potatoes are perfectly sliced and transformed into the freshest bag of Lay's that arrives at your front door. We've created America's favorite chip using only the best ingredients in record time. Made with real potatoes and no artificial flavors or colors. Classic. Iconic. Delicious. When you open this bag, you'll taste the quality and freshness in every bite. Because when it comes to potato chips, nothing beats Lay's. These aren't just potatoes. These are America's favorite chips. Lays.

A bag of lays potato chips

I got my Super Bowl potato chips.

Are all the Rhythm Dance teams hooking up? Or do they get extra points for seeming like they’re hooking up?

PUNTS

Can you give an entire Defense the MVP?

Split it with the kicker.

Gotcha

Honestly, one more field goal probably ices this.

I think this game has been awesome, but it’s going to burn approximately 10 billion hours of sports talk of ‘have defenses gotten too good? Should we ban tackling in the NFL?’

Who’s even going to try to top that next year?

Bad Bunny 🫡🇺🇸

I love that this is unapologetically entirely in Spanish and I can’t understand a word, but I’ll definitely be looking for a translated version on YT later.

Bad Bunny is just doing a live, fully produced music video and it’s absolutely amazing.

12-3 Super Bowl incoming.

Sickos Committee effect.

Or that apparently Fincher directed it?

How is Puka ‘iconic Jew dance’ Nacua still in ads?

Rediscovering my crush on Stefania Constantini from the last Winter Olympics.

Even when the world is fucked up, remember that there are beautiful things in the world.

But when I give loaded guns to all my guests at a party and lock them in, I’m the bad guy. Ok fine. I guess if I was as handsome as Vincent Price everyone would be cool about it. 😤🤬😡

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The caretakers hobbies include lurking and menacing.

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‘Hey I found one of the heads! Do I get a prize?’

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WHY DO YOU HAVE AN OPEN CAUSTIC ACID VAT IN YOUR HOUSE DUDE? I don’t care how many murders there have been, put a lid or something on it.

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So this guy is basically a slum lord, refusing to clean the house or paint, not fixing the leaking blood. @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam @themutantfam.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

Wait…you kept the murder weapon in the house? No one needed that for evidence?

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Such a great variety of white people on the guest list tonight. The tall one, the creepy one, the one with the hair and those two ladies. All kinds of people.

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Maybe if they hadn’t named the hill Haunted the house wouldn’t be so dangerous.

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I feel like I must have seen this before, but I really don’t remember. Excited to dig in.
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House on Haunted Hill…but which version?

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Ok, let’s go!

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Yesss…Kam Jones PT. Gotta develop him. Nothing else to do. Hands tied, etc.