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@corvidcall.bsky.social

they/he | not a minor | described by friends and lovers as "appropriate" | #1 orzhov boy

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you truly do not need to go 'but what is this post about 😬 is it about something Actually bad' whenever somebody speaks out against call out culture in art. you can just shut the fuck up and feel however you want to feel in private without snidely broadcasting that you're a useful idiot.

23.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 639    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

the discovery process in lawsuits against doge is not going to be kind to them, these guys ruined a lot of people’s livelihoods for the most arbitrary and capricious of reasons, and those people are going to remember that

19.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 780    πŸ” 223    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually

β€˜It Feels Good And The Parts To Do It Are Attached To Your Body,’ Says Supreme Deity

God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually β€˜It Feels Good And The Parts To Do It Are Attached To Your Body,’ Says Supreme Deity

God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually https://theonion.com/god-wondering-when-humans-will-realize-purpose-of-life-masturbating-continually/

18.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1612    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 25
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found a god-tier panel in a history of hyrule promo zine

18.02.2026 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6149    πŸ” 2010    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 104

The left tried for decades to pass green energy subsidies, passed them, the subsidies worked, and now literally the entire planet's electricity grid is going to convert to solar+battery. It just doesn't feel like "tech" because it mostly produces kinda boring blue collar jobs instead of billionaires

18.02.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8459    πŸ” 1956    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 39

Remember, you can lock onto your opponents by pressing the R1 button. Try locking onto this post now.

Ok. Well done. That's all I can teach you. I hear there are other posters that can teach you more advanced techniques out there, but you'll have to find them yourself. Good luck!

17.02.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2130    πŸ” 764    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 0
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akane kurashiki for valentine's day

[ #ZeroEscape #AkaneKurashiki ]

14.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reposting with ALT because this kind of phenomenal disdain and disrespect from within the industry literally against two of their own titles and the designer who made them is important to recognize.

17.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 513    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 76

This is @glutelord.bsky.social and he's completely fucking correct. The fundamental tension at the heart of all incel culture is that these guys HATE women and refuse to appeal to them but desperately want to get laid anyway, and this contradiction can only really be resolved through violence

17.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1309    πŸ” 307    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 11

if you live in Wicsonson, theyre trying to push through an insanely restrictive Age Verification law that would make it illegal for an ADULT to use a VPN to access "material harmful to minors"

contact your legislators NOW

18.02.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 885    πŸ” 1033    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

What GLP1s should teach people is that it was never about willpower and it isn't a moral issue. But people don't want to have that conversation.

17.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 648    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

it's infinitely easier to gain weight than it is to lose it. if the fat people are being so mean now, why doesnt she just gain the weight back? is it maybe because the hate from fatphobes is a way bigger problem than fat activists online not congratulating your weight loss enough??

17.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is there any take more exhausting than "when you think about it, its the fat activists who are wrong for not appreciating how much better it is to NOT be fat"

17.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no yeah yeah yeah, i think your new bf is really cool he just sorta looks like he'll inherit the earth iykwim

17.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Only universe where a PS6 is even remotely worth a damn to literally anybody in the next 4 years is if it comes with a free voucher for a month of rent and maybe a bag or two of groceries

16.02.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo
P1- WE SEE EVERETT AND A YOUNG MAN THAT WORKS FOR HIM IN THE OFFICE 

YOUNG MAN: MISTER TRUS, CAN I PLEASE GET OFF THIS AFTERNOON AND GO TO THE BALL BAME?

EVERETT : WHAT!! GO TO THE BALL
SAME WITH THIS OFFICE
UP TO IT'S EYES IN BUSINESS!!
WHY, THE

P2:
EVERETT: β€”VERY IDEA!! THE VERY IDEA I - - - WELL, Yes, You CAN GO,
BUT I'M GOING ALONG TO SEE THAT YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND
AND ATTEND SOME FUNERAL!!!

EVERETT IS GETTING HIS HAT

THE YOUNG MAN HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- WE SEE EVERETT AND A YOUNG MAN THAT WORKS FOR HIM IN THE OFFICE YOUNG MAN: MISTER TRUS, CAN I PLEASE GET OFF THIS AFTERNOON AND GO TO THE BALL BAME? EVERETT : WHAT!! GO TO THE BALL SAME WITH THIS OFFICE UP TO IT'S EYES IN BUSINESS!! WHY, THE P2: EVERETT: β€”VERY IDEA!! THE VERY IDEA I - - - WELL, Yes, You CAN GO, BUT I'M GOING ALONG TO SEE THAT YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND AND ATTEND SOME FUNERAL!!! EVERETT IS GETTING HIS HAT THE YOUNG MAN HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE

Outbursts Of Everett True
By A.D.Condo

17.02.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 644    πŸ” 165    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 12

"There is surprisingly no empirical support for the fact that loneliness is increasing, let alone spreading at epidemic rates."

ourworldindata.org/loneliness-e...

17.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 511    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5
A humidifier on the sink in front of a bathroom mirror. The combination of small "on" and "full" lights above a wide curved vent make a pleasant smiling face and on the back of the humidifier, which can be seen in the mirror, another wide curved air vent and the two screws holding it together above it make a horrified face.

A humidifier on the sink in front of a bathroom mirror. The combination of small "on" and "full" lights above a wide curved vent make a pleasant smiling face and on the back of the humidifier, which can be seen in the mirror, another wide curved air vent and the two screws holding it together above it make a horrified face.

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

17.02.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9138    πŸ” 2660    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Jennifer
@JenYetAgain@beige.party
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM
Boosted by 968:
Favourited by 1324:

Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

16.02.2026 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 11835    πŸ” 2716    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 30
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

17.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 15746    πŸ” 3938    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 70

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

08.03.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18874    πŸ” 4615    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 152
Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say β€œsecret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana

Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say β€œsecret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana

15.02.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4768    πŸ” 1426    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 20

#moxxieknolastname #millieknolastname #blitz

17.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

White supremacy is just a job you do, like architect or serial killer

16.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2478    πŸ” 504    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 13

This is totally non-standard for any publication. Every pub everywhere pretty much cleans up uhms, uhm, and vocal tics like that, which EVERYONE DOES.

This is extremely intentional.

If I was writing this I’d probably do the quote β€œthis is of course a very longstanding policy of the United States”

16.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1483    πŸ” 351    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 14

If duskmourn has a million fans, then I am one of them. If duskmourn has ten fans, then I am one of them. If duskmourn has only one fan then that is me. If duskmourn has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against duskmourn, then I am against the world

16.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey boss if this AI is gonna speed up my work so much can I get a six hour day for eight hours pay? feels like that'd really help a lotta peopl -- boss? you still there? boss?

16.02.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 625    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.

My god do we need UBI

β€œResearchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.β€œ

16.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1628    πŸ” 612    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 120

Rewatched STRICTLY BALLROOM last night and we really should put more dancers in films and just...film them. It's quite magical. I'll never understand how we handed the editing of musicals and dance films over to overcaffeinated hummingbirds.

15.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 456    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 4