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Me looking up when the new chapters of Magic story will drop: "Lore when?"

A knock-on effect of Trump suddenly looking weak is people feel emboldened to push back against his flunkies too. Turns out the media knows exactly how to do this when they want to

I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion

Natalie Portman in Black Swan being menaced by a doppelganger in the mirror

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

The New York Times Mamdani Isn't the Future of the Democrats. This Guy Is. [picture of David S. Pumpkins]

Honestly an astounding political rise for This Guy

Lol yeah man all that panic over "a Big Mac will cost $15!" if we raise the minimum wage. Well we didn't raise the minimum wage but a Big Mac is $15 now.

A New Orleans man who had his murder conviction tossed wins election as city’s chief record keeper A New Orleans man who spent three decades in prison before his murder conviction was vacated won election to serve as the city’s chief criminal court record keeper.

“I hope that all those people who died in prison because we couldn’t get their records are looking down now. I hope they’re proud of me. We never stopped fighting for each other’s rights, and I will never stop fighting for yours. Thank you for this privilege.”

apnews.com/article/new-...

WOKE SOFTWARE LICENSE Version 1, :3 Do whatever the fuck you want as long as you're woke. Basically the AGPL license but only when you're woke. None of us are free until all of us are free, the same goes for software.

finally a normal software license that definitely holds up really well

I’m not sure what Magic The Gathering has to do with Epstein! But you all seem to be very upset about it

The emergency brake on this train says "FINE FOR MISUSE" so I guess it's okay if you want to mess with it

They're turning on the Pope.

That can't be a winning position with building a wider coalition outside their Evangelical Extremist base...

anything in particular you're excited to put in there? i was thinking of building this commander for my little sister (new to mtg, LOVES toph) but i hadn't yet decided how

A cute little moth that is very scary and will definitely win many battles. Valgavoth, Harrower of Souls Legendary Creature - Elder Demon Flying Ward-Pay 2 life. Whenever an opponent loses life for the first time during each of their turns, put a +1/+1 counter on Valgavoth, Harrower of Souls and draw a card.

I made a scarier version of my MtG commander so he can intimidate my opponents

i didn't really get into it until like. 2021 i think?? i saw an ad about how arena was available on mobile and i had JUST bought an ipad mini, which immediately became a device i only use to play arena. been obsessed since!!

my aunt worked at WOTC (in accounting, shes retired now) and when they were having all employees test the servers for the release of MtG Arena, she made me do it for her for a bit, because she thought MtG was boring 😹

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

Okay but unironically Trump stopping to explain his joke in the middle of his post like he’s Bojack Horseman because otherwise it makes absolutely no sense and doesn’t work at all as a burn might be one of the funniest things he’s ever done

An aggressively funny anti-joke

someone: expresses interest in textile and pigment history

me: SO ACTUALLY THE VICTORIANS WERE WELL AWARE THAT THE ARSENIC AND LEAD IN THEIR PAINTS WERE TOXIC BUT THEY KEPT USING THEM ANYWAY BECAUSE--

The classic Playstation cover of Final Fantasy IX featuring the partial cast. Garnet, Vivi, Steiner, Zidane and Amarant.

Oh HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to the North American release of Final Fantasy IX, it's been 25 years. Holy mother of Ramuh.

One of the all time greatest.

Thatcher's government did this with Section 28, banned the "promotion of homosexuality" as a danger to children, while actively protecting Jimmy Savile and who knows how many other pedophiles. It's the same damn playbook.

Just a silly thing I couldn't stop thinking about
#angeldust #hazbinhotelseason2

Let's all be clear that QAnon never cared about child sex abuse, the whole thing was always an excuse to demonize their enemies and share titillating (to them) images of the sexual abuse of children.

The only time I have EVER encountered explicit child porn online was on a QAnon Telegram channel

Can we please get more MTG media from WOTC of their own properties?
Anyways enjoy this edit of the Wilds of Eldraine promo video to The Hand by Annabelle Dinda
#mtg #magicthegathering #wikdsofeldraine

Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes.

Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh

It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.