Minecraft Sniffer Homing Missile

Burger King, Wendy’s, and A&W of all companies have jumped on the trend and COMPLETELY blown McDonald’s out of the water with their own CEO/Mascot burger reviews.

How I arrived on Bluesky:

I peed a little in my pants when one day I finally realized the joke of Buster (Rude)

I just TF’ed another person into a sniffer. I will now have a wonderful sleep~

I’ve been replaying it after putting it down for a year and it feels much better now that I’m not duping and haven’t recently played botw.

I sure hope he has a chill day,,,

MOAR PIGE

She looks like she could parry a Rude Buster

“This p r o d u c t is most enjoyable for a paying customer at our chain” as you can see the corners of his lips quiver in disgust

Oh my god, the driver literally on my route deactivates and the rate drops back to an affordable price. What the FFFFFFUCK Uber.

I can excuse price surges when there are TWO ACTIVE DRIVERS in the WHOLE city, but there are SEVEN active right now and you STILL want me to pay like I’m taking a two mile yacht trip to work!?

Not just on my commute path they are PARKED AT MY DESTINATION AND WAITING FOR A RIDE but I am NOT paying over twelve bucks for an EIGHT DOLLAR FARE

There is a cracker RIGHT THERE ON MY COMMUTE PATH and you want to make me wait 40 minutes while I pay TRIPLE the normal fee!?

We need to kill the CEO of Uber

I ALREADY pay for Uber One, and as I’m staring at the THIRTY FIVE DOLLAR SURGE you have the AUDACITY to ask me to pay for ANOTHER subscription!? Fuck am I even paying for with Uber One then!?

All these jokes of being tubby and dumb suddenly ended in me being tubby and dumb with my latest oc

Oooh, then it would enjoy visiting the glass moons…

It can rest, bathe in the albumen, converse with the collective of knowledge from unseen universes…

Maybe even give it advice on how to mend its current universe.

Oughhhh, the Constellate would say hi, but I don’t think it should on the small chance greeting AE would wake it up.

They’re trying to lean on an industry plant in the hopes that it’ll cover for the nonexistent advertising budget like with Elemental.

I WAKE

Kneads ur soul like dough…

BNUNS

Wish I had something funnier but the two latest lists I’ve been added to are the most interesting because apparently

A, I’ve apparently been appearing on Korean Bluesky pages so much I was put on an nsfw account filter

And B, I’m on a few people’s shitlists because I paid a Russian artist

Yeah space cadet just seems to be a generalized furry blocklist.

YouTube video by Adam Tell Sunday Morning (Official Audio)

Sunday Morning by Adam Tell!

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Bye bye cow~

I can be a sniffer for much longer now~

Throwing my fursona Oliver at you like a hot roll from Lambert’s

WGUH,,

Throws cow at you!!

Sniffs at!!

Sniffs you

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