DeManda Tension

Oh boy that's probably the last thing that's going to numb you to any horrors.

So "made" is doing a lot of lifting there. I typed in some words.

I did! There's a fan website that made a generate your own title thingy.

Can we all agree that whatever the nazis say that the democrats will do if elected are exactly what the Nazis are currently doing?

(waking up to the news any day lately, but especially today)

...uuuuuck.

Fuuuuuu....

I mean, I'm willing to settle

notbeingachodemaxxing would also be nice.

Drop something metal

All good. I hung out under my boss's desk for a little while and played Candy crush. I could hear sirens but I don't think anything actually came of it.

Welp, just got my very first Shelter in Place / active shooter alert. Hiding in my boss's office atm.

Some say that republicans should be grateful that women are seeking equality instead of revenge. But if I’m being honest, I’m kinda leaning toward revenge at this point.

This quote speaks to me more than any quote has spoken to me in the history of quotes that have spoken to me.

I feel this deep in my marrow. All the way to the core.

I noticed a significant spike in AI intrusion?

This sounds like a good one

An orange short haired cat and an orange and white long haired cat hanging out in a box together. They are siblings. The fluffier one got all the brain cells.

Go ahead, guess which one is the smart one.
#caturday

The UK arresting Andrew.

South Korea tossing their wannabe dictator in jail for life.

John Roberts better be getting a really nice Edible Arrangement from the White House.

What is the worst song to get beat up to?

youtu.be/7spw1zUImi8?...

[shudders in red white and blue]

A frozen treat box, found at the Asian market, that bears the legend "Vanilla is not spicy."

As a reminder, everyone:

Nothing quite like overhearing the conversation of a bunch of 22-year-old wt bros in the liquor aisle to make me grateful that I'm no longer a 22-year-old woman.

So it seems obvious to me that the lead character in Falling Down is, in fact, the bad guy, but I have run into so many dudes over the years who think he's the hero.

Thanks to the NYT crossword, TIL that Abraham Lincoln loved Poe's The Raven so much that he carried around a copy of it to read whenever he wanted. I love this.
#nytcrossword

Bought some subpar grocery store sushi. I noticed it didn't have any wasabi included, but I just shrugged because I figured they were cutting corners, or maybe forgot. Apparently there was a ball of wasabi stuck under a piece. I ate the whole thing. Pretty sure I can smell color now.

Closeup of a very tough-looking (fluffy, tiny, adorable) orange and white cat with gold eyes.

Lenore got a scratch while rasslin' with her brother. She thinks it makes her look tough. #caturday

Oh yes. That gentleman found me recently. Such a charming fellow. Persistent.