Spending my weekend combining different kinks π€€
28.02.2026 15:03 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Object status: Standby
08.02.2026 22:56 β π 27 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Wetsuit Wednesday π
14.01.2026 16:37 β π 42 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Happy Birthday! π
16.11.2025 11:19 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Woof! π€ππΎ
07.11.2025 19:45 β π 213 π 26 π¬ 3 π 0Woof~! πΎ (May I join?)
05.11.2025 17:48 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Wetsuit Wednesday π
05.11.2025 15:19 β π 55 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Drone Vision System v1.3.7
Hardware: Lens Array (F/1.4), Resolution (High), Gain Control (Automatic), Housing (Rubberized Shell)
STATUS: Video Link [ONLINE] | Target Acquisition [READY] | Thermal Imaging [STANDBY] | Lens Heater [STANDBY]
Vision subsystem is now operational
Old picture of me after having been well used outside
01.11.2025 16:45 β π 30 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Freshly showered gear pup πΎπ¦
30.10.2025 20:26 β π 60 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0So... the cake is a lie? π₯Ί
29.10.2025 22:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Weighted Companion Drone is not equipped with a digestive system. Attempting to feed it cake may result in disappointment, electrocution, or possibly death.
29.10.2025 22:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The drone is well trained...even if the chain is not attached anywhere, it will not run away. It may remember allready the consequences of run away.
29.10.2025 19:29 β π 361 π 47 π¬ 3 π 0Yet, too dumb to operate it on its own, it patiently sat and waited for an unsuspecting victim to pounce on and beg for head pats from.
29.10.2025 15:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Showing some signs of intelligence, it had located a shower possibly aware that it could produce artificial rain, and thereby reproduce the wet and humid environment it prefers.
29.10.2025 15:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hidden within the folds of a Viking drysuit, just beneath the leather cuffs, lies a peculiar and rare species known to gearheads as the gear pup. This particular specimen, however, had found its way indoors.
29.10.2025 15:21 β π 94 π 12 π¬ 3 π 0π₯ΊπΎ
29.10.2025 06:23 β π 85 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Woof~! β¨πΎ
28.10.2025 15:10 β π 32 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The DOGgerbank pup looks like he might be up to something. I wonder what it might be. π€
28.10.2025 06:22 β π 28 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0The Dronification Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Drone will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
27.10.2025 16:47 β π 140 π 21 π¬ 2 π 0Powering up. Boot sequence initiated. Standing by.
27.10.2025 16:16 β π 74 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0Containment has been breached. All vital components are being forcibly reseated.
27.10.2025 05:49 β π 26 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Output port malfunction. Attempting emergency jump start.
$ cat /sys/class/power_supply/BAT1/status
Charging
$ cat /sys/class/power_supply/BAT1/health
Over voltage
Drone version 1.0.0 (rubgear@localhost) (Gas mask (S10), Drysuit (Viking PRO), Catsuit (Regulation)) RubOS Sat Oct 25 12:53:21 UTC 2025
Kernel command line: init=/boot/init gear=borrowed gloves=on cuffs=on lenses=blackout filter=on layers=2
Secure boot enabled
droneboot: DRONE 1 is now online
Got to wear some DOGgerbank rainwear
19.10.2025 14:43 β π 33 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Can never have enough layers on at the same time π€€
25.09.2025 19:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Did you get a lot of water in your gas mask? Yes!
Was it fun? Yes!
Would you do it again? Yes!